(Harmonica solo)
[Verse 1]
Good lord it was hot today at work
We were as dead as Charlie Kirk
Raking up a bunch of fuckin grass
In the sand, that shit was fuckin ass!
[chorus]
Today was shit but it reminded me
Of the top 5 worst days of colonie
It felt like we just worked for free
What was the worst? Just wait and see
[verse 2]
Number 5 was a shitty time, let me tell you why
It was so bad it could make a grown man cry
Moving heavy gym equipment nobody could carry
Mike almost broke his back and it was really scary
[verse 3]
Number 4 would honestly be today
The shit we did was super gay
We raking up grass in the blazing heat
Riley playing some songs man he never missed a beat
[chorus]
Today was shit but it reminded me
Of the top 5 worst days of colonie
It felt like we just worked for free
What was the worst? Just wait and see
[verse 4]
Number 3 we went to clean out the trough
Mike and his dumb ass should have backed off
Making more work pouring so much water
He’s re tardid but I’d still fuck his daughter
Also the vacuum couldn’t grab shit
And the icky black slop almost made me quit
[verse 5]
Number 2 we went to wickham, this nig her
Kept adding shit, the pile just got bigger
Nightmare move, and it lasted 2 weeks
It’s equivalent to doing 20 sand creeks
[bridge]
Before we get to number one
This day will never be outdone
I would rather shoot myself with a gun
Here we go, let’s get it done
[verse 6]
Number one, the turf, the worst of the worst
Cutting grass into big logs this day was cursed
The sod cutter was set way too deep
Whoever set that must have been half asleep
Picking up 100 pound logs of dirt
Mike sitting on his ass bro was not alert
Moving to the softball field to do more
We were so tapped we were laying on the floor
[chorus]
Today was shit but it reminded me
Of the top 5 worst days of colonie
It felt like we just worked for free
What was the worst? Just wait and see!
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