Politician Promises

[Verse 1] "I'll fix everything by Tuesday noon, Build a bridge straight to the moon, Every citizen gets a pet unicorn, And free pizza every morn!"[Pre-Chorus] Won the race, now what's the plan? "Google how to fix the land," Yesterday's promises seem so far, When you're sitting in your fancy car.[Chorus] Politician promises, made of cotton candy, Politician promises, sweet but never handy, Magic tricks and jazz hands, While they buy more summer lands, Politician promises, funnier than clowns, Playing dress-up in their crowns.[Verse 2] "The unicorns got lost in shipping, Pizza truck, the wheels went skipping, Bridge to moon? My dog ate the plans, But vote for me, I'll shake your hands!"[Pre-Chorus] Blame the weather, blame your cat, Blame the guy in the funny hat, Everything's someone else's fault, While they store cash in their vault.[Chorus] Politician promises, made of cotton candy, Politician promises, sweet but never handy, Magic tricks and jazz hands, While they buy more summer lands, Politician promises, funnier than clowns, Playing dress-up in their crowns.[Verse 3] "This yacht is for research purposes, My gold watch tells committee time, This mansion? It's for homeless causes, These diamonds? They help me rhyme!"[Verse 4] "You never heard me say that word, Your memory's completely blurred, That video's been deep-faked badly, I was never there, but sadly..."[Bridge] They promise to drain the swamp, Then they buy it and set up camp, Left wing, right wing, chicken wing, They all do the same old thing.[Final Chorus] Politician promises, like a magic show, Politician promises, now you see them, now you don't, oh no! Abracadabra, poof they're gone, While they're golfing on the lawn, Politician promises, what a comedy, At least we get some laughs for free, Politician promises, ta-da! They disappeared! Voilà!