I saw you today dressed in your 50s gear
Darker hair, blue eyes, you'd make any heart stop
You sure know how to maneuver heartstrings
You do it so effortlessly
You're 5 inches taller than me
And while you and I are in the friend zone
How much money would it take you to let me get you alone?
I'm just asking for a friend babe
Oh my God Milo! What a smoke show
You are such a sight for sore eyes
It makes me want to cry!
I wish you were bisexual
Maybe then I wouldn't feel so replaceable
In a moment of truth, I wish I could be yours
If only for one night, would you allow us to be in between the sheets?
Or could i spend it cuddling to you so closely?
Oh my God Milo! What a smoke show
You are such a sight for sore eyes
It makes me want to cry!
I wish you were bisexual
Maybe then I wouldn't feel so replaceable
I wish i could just stop. I'm only hurting myself further
But every time I see you, i can't help myself
I know I'm only falling deeper into hell
But, Milo, I want you to ring my bell
Oh my God Milo! What a smoke show
You are such a sight for sore eyes
It makes me want to cry!
I wish you were bisexual
Maybe then I wouldn't feel so replaceable
Mm Milo
Mmm