Deep in the jungle high in the trees lived the most signified monkey the world's ever seen one day Mister Monkey and Mister baboon we're sitting on a log just bullshitting around when Deep from the jungle comes a roaring sound Mister Monkey says that's one mother fucker I just can't stand and the day someone whoops his ass imma shake his hand and then all of the sudden in a hell of a breeze knocking coconuts from coconut trees came Leo the lion that's when Mister Monkey and mister baboon climb those trees Mister Monkey says Mister Leo theirs a rumor been buzzing about a two and a half ton mother fucker that says he can whoop your ass and all your funky cousins Mister Leo says hold it there Mister Monkey just show me where that bad son of a bitch that right why don't you point to where this bad son of a bitch is at well that monkey Jumped up and pointed dead to the east and that lion took off again in a hell of breeze knocking more coconuts from coconut trees when he came upon Mister elephant Mister elephant said Mister Leo my daddy just lost his life and I came home from the funeral and caught another elephant fucking my wife so by those few phrases you can plainly see i don't want you fucking with me Mister leo said if what mister Monkey says is true mother fuck you and your dead pappy too and he threw a hell of a left elephant side stepped and nearly broke the Lion's neck punched out his eyes and tore up his face stuck his truck down his mouth and pulled his ass out well that lion took off again in a hell of a breeze knocking more coconuts from the coconut trees when he came back upon Mister Monkey Mister Monkey said oo oo ahh don't you roar or il climb down this tree and whoop your big ugly ass some more I was just telling my wife just as you left id outta catch up with you and whooped your ass myself mister leo said Mister Monkey good thing I can't climb or else your little ass would be mine that monkey got excited started jumping around both feet slipped and his ass hit the ground like a bolt of lighting or a flash white heat that lion was on that monkey with all four feet well that monkey looked up with tears in his eyes Mister Leo said no use of you crying cuz ima stop your little ass from signifying well that monkey knew he met his mate so he thought one more time he try and signify and Mister Monkey says Mister Leo if you just let me get my balls up out of this hot sand I'd stand up and whoop your ass like a natural man that lion looked up in a hell of a surprise first time he ever been challenged anyone near the monkey's size so he jumped back squared his shoulders for a hell of a fight and that's when that monkey Jumped clear outta sight he took off shitting and a flying you ain't never heard of another monkey known to be doing any signifying
