[Verse 1]
Woke up on my yacht, forgot where I parked—
Oh right, next to Bezos, at Port Hercule docked.
Tried to call the valet, but it’s for boats,
And my butler’s busy steaming my coats.
Walked to Café de Paris, said, “The usual, please,”
They brought gold-leaf toast with a side of cheese.
Saw a TikTok girl tryin’ to film her snack,
I said, “Sweetie, could you not? The caviar fights back.”
[Pre-Chorus]
Took a drive up to Eze in the Rolls (meh, small),
Had the chef flown in just to make one meatball.
Skipped the casino—won too much last week,
And my lucky Versace is at the dry clean.
[Chorus]
🎵 It’s just another day in Monaco,
Where the gelato sparkles and the fountains glow.
Dropped my Amex black in the harbor again—
Oops, that’s the third one this weekend, my friend!
Ohhh Monacooo, land of grace,
Where I complain there’s too much space
Between my penthouse and my art wing…
Life is hard when you own everything. 🎵
[Verse 2]
Went shopping at Metropole just to “browse,”
Accidentally bought a marble doghouse.
Danced at Jimmy’z till half-past two,
Now my diamonds need electrolytes too.
Stopped by the Grimaldi Forum for some “culture,”
But the modern art looked like my nephew’s sculpture.
Skipped the Oceanographic—too many fish,
I prefer my seafood already on dish.
[Bridge]
People say I’m lucky, but let’s be real—
Finding truffle oil in July’s a deal.
My helicopter’s late, and the sky’s “cloudy,”
Which means my pool pic won’t look that rowdy.
[Final Chorus]
🎵 It’s just another day in Monacooo,
Where your poodle wears pearls and your plants can grow gold.
Got invited to lunch on a space-bound jet,
But declined, ’cause I had a facial set.
Ohhh Monacooo, it’s a rich man’s game,
And I still don’t know my chauffeur’s name.
But darling, if you must suffer, take it from me—
Do it with champagne… and a sea view, preferably! 🎵
KamiLe
