Paris, I Croissant Believe This!

[Verse 1]
I booked a flight to Paris, ‘cause I’m très sophistiqué,
I packed six striped shirts and said, “Oui, I’m on my way!”
Landed feelin’ fancy, Chanel shades on my face—
Then tripped on cobblestones outside the Eiffel base.

[Chorus]
Paris, I croissant believe this!
I came for love, but I found blisters!
From Montmartre stairs to the Louvre line pain,
I lost my mind and my umbrella in the rain!
Oh Paris, I croissant believe this—
Your charm is real, but so are your sneaky tourist fees!

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[Verse 2]
Tried to flirt in French, said “Je suis une baguette,”
The waiter at Café de Flore said, “Non, not yet.”
Walked the Seine, all smooth, like a movie scene,
Then got photobombed by a mime—what does that mean?!

[Bridge]
I bought a beret, it looked très chic,
Till I saw five dogs in matching ones on Rue Cler street.
Tried escargot with pride and poise,
Now my stomach’s making non-musical noise…

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[Chorus]
Paris, I croissant believe this!
The Metro map’s a maze of twisted bliss.
From Notre-Dame to Champs-Élysées,
I spent more time lost than Monet spent painting hay!
Oh Paris, I croissant believe this—
Romance is dead… but I made out with cheese!

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[Outro]
Au revoir, sweet city of lights,
Where love and confusion collide every night.
You stole my wallet, but you stole my heart more—
And I’d come back, just maybe with better shoes for sure!

🎶 Oui oui… Paris, I’ll be back… when my feet recover. 🎶

quirky upbeat cabaret with a touch of sarcasm, rap, sofisticated accent, female