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What a wonderful christmas mornin’, morning wood shining bright,
My jingle balls are ready, time for a cock fight.
But there's one thing jolly, that I can't neglect,
My holiday companions, always perfect and direct.
They swing with the mistletoe, its the season to share,
Wrapped like a present, with style and flair.
When Christmas gets going, don't get frostbit,
Just pull up the yuletide: "fa la la la ... Dick my balls and balls my dick!"
Ho ho ho ... dick my balls and balls my dick,
So holly jolly and sex crazed like saint nick!!!
Tis the season, its santa coke can thick,
Epic holiday wonders, swinging santa's sack like a lunatic!
Thumpety thump thump ... dick my balls and balls my dick,
Making it a real white Christmas that you wont forget!
In the bedroom, Santa's gotta skeet,
Need a little Christmas spirit, ring toss the wreath.
With a wink and a nod, Santa Claus is ready go,
His jingle balls hit the floor, watch the holiday cheer grow!
Tis the season to give a huge load to share,
But when you see a reindeer red rocket you have to stop and stare.
At the holy glory that's dangling, bold and thick,
With a festive shout, “Joy to the world ... Dick my balls and balls my dick!”
Ring a ling ling ... dick my balls and balls my dick,
Ride that Christmas sleigh hard and sick!!!
Dashing through the snow, with a spotlight on my prick,
Very thick and taunt gifts, wrapping it quick!
Pa rum pum pum ... dick my balls and balls my dick,
My Christmas balls are shaved ones that stick!
In a world full of holiday spirit, don’t you lose your spark,
Let rudolph light up the dark!
From Mrs. Claus's butt hole to the elves wanting to lay,
Santa's old balls are my anthem, they’ll lead the way!
"TIS THE SEASON TO DICK MY BALLS AND BALLS MY DICK!"
O what fun it is to dick my balls and balls my dick,
Fucking me merry and fucking my northpole stick!!!
Over the fields we go, its hard like a chimney brick,
Pull down Santa's pants and take some pics!
O come let us dick my balls and balls my dick,
Let it snow, white that drips!
So if you’re feelin’ holly jolly, grab your yule twig,
Squeeze those chesnuts, get ready to hand jig.
Cuz this christmas is a wild ride, you'll never forget,
Just shout it out loud, don’t live with regret!
"MERRY CHRISTMAS NOW DICK MY BALLS AND BALLS MY DICK!"
Yeah, shout it out, lets play with it!
Hark the Harold angels sing: dick my balls and balls my dick!
Kris kringle is so hard and so god dam thick!!!
This christmas season, its the number one pick,
Epic winter wonderland; these christmas balls are magic!
Fa la la la la la la la la la la dick my balls and balls my dick…
Details
GeneratedDec 11, 2025
Duration3:29
LanguageEnglish
Style
Christmas song, Christmas, holiday, Christmas jingle, crooner, classic Christmas song, holiday, horns, choir,high energy
Credits
Prompt byFriday_Pizza_Party
ModelAria v5
