(Verse 1)
In the dark and hidden cave,
Lives my goblin friend Zerbakdickdickiedick,
He's a nasty ass pervert and a fuckin prick,
His tiny penis is gross and his nasty asshole is very grandiose,
His balls are green and covered in a thick layer of slime,
Like two rotten avocados, bursting with vile grime,
Wrinkled and rough and battle scarred they hang low,
In the goblin world, his marred nuts are a treasure trove, now look at them boulders and behold,
(Chorus)
Oh goblin! Oh goblin! Let me see them balls! That butthole! That butt sack! Ooooh
Oh you degenerate, always masturbating in public to all kinds of fucked up shit,
Your butt sack stench fills the air, it's ripe and sickening but you dont fucking care,
You're nasty as hell but all the goblin whores love that load that you sell!
(Verse 2)
Now onto that butthole, oh so disfigured and foul,
It's a sight that'll make you vomit and scowl,
But to this fucking goblin shitbag, it's just fine,
His misshapen over stretched anus is his very prized piece of goblin design.
His butt sack, oh so hairy and wide,
Pulsating and dripping with pus its his stinky pride,
A putrid and pungent aroma so grand,
That even battle trolls with rock hard boners would have to take a stand.
(Chorus)
Oh goblin! Oh goblin! Let me see them balls! That butthole! That butt sack! Ooooh
Oh you disgusting fucking piece of shit, you dont care who's looking at your dick you're gonna whack,
Your load is nasty and yellow, it's thick and horrid,
You're a sex crazed maniac and a revolting fellow,
(Bridge)
His penis, oh so stinky and ripe,
A true testament to goblin might,
It's a sight that'll make you hold your nose,
But to this gross deviant it's just another rose.
He's a peeping tom in the sauna, looking at orc tits and ogre bush, his hands causing trauma to his peener while fingering his tush,
(Chorus)
My goblin pal! Let me see them balls! That butthole! That butt sack! Ooooh
Oh Zerbakdickdickiedick, you're a filthy disgusting cum blaster,
Your stench fills the air, it's ripe and thick,you degenerate master,
You spend all your money on goblin hookers and now you're cock is a diseased caster
(Outro)
So here's to this stupid fuck, goblin lord scratching his butt, shit covered fingernails,
May his balls, butthole, and butt sack never fail,
For in this world of the gross and the stinky,
His dick is one we'll always think of when we squish a rotten twinkie.
