(Verse 1)
In the bathroom I sit,
Trying for a shit,
But it ain't never coming out right,
My asshole's in a bind tonight
(Chorus)
I poop my pants and pants my poop, you see
It's a vicious cycle that gets me, constantly
I poop my pants and pants my poop
This ain't no joke, it's heavy crude
(Verse 2)
Tried to drop my drawers by the toilet stool
But my ass couldn't make a solid tool
It just squirts and splatters everywhere
Painting my undies with excrement flair
(Chorus)
I poop my pants and pants my poop, you see
It's a vicious cycle that gets me, constantly
I poop my pants and pants my poop
This ain't no joke, it's heavy crude
(Bridge)
Met a girl, so fine and sweet
But I was worried 'bout the mess beneath
My dump dumped in my underwear
Left a stain and a smelly air
(Chorus)
I poop my pants and pants my poop, you see
It's a vicious cycle that gets me, constantly
I poop my pants and pants my poop
This ain't no joke, it's heavy crude
(Outro)
I'll wear Depends, from now on
Avoiding a stinky gone wrong
My bowels hate me, yeah they do
Leaving me messy and poo