Poop my Pants and Pants my Poop

(Verse 1)

In the bathroom I sit,

Trying for a shit,

But it ain't never coming out right,

My asshole's in a bind tonight

(Chorus)

I poop my pants and pants my poop, you see

It's a vicious cycle that gets me, constantly

I poop my pants and pants my poop

This ain't no joke, it's heavy crude

(Verse 2)

Tried to drop my drawers by the toilet stool

But my ass couldn't make a solid tool

It just squirts and splatters everywhere

Painting my undies with excrement flair

(Chorus)

I poop my pants and pants my poop, you see

It's a vicious cycle that gets me, constantly

I poop my pants and pants my poop

This ain't no joke, it's heavy crude

(Bridge)

Met a girl, so fine and sweet

But I was worried 'bout the mess beneath

My dump dumped in my underwear

Left a stain and a smelly air

(Chorus)

I poop my pants and pants my poop, you see

It's a vicious cycle that gets me, constantly

I poop my pants and pants my poop

This ain't no joke, it's heavy crude

(Outro)

I'll wear Depends, from now on

Avoiding a stinky gone wrong

My bowels hate me, yeah they do

Leaving me messy and poo