Letting It All Out

You always say just what you think

Not caring if you criticize

But I always just let things go

And maybe secretly roll my eyes

I’m expected to watch my manners

And I’m expected to hold my tongue

Today I’m not gonna do either

Stand back this is gonna be fun

This has been a long time coming

I’ve kept it all in for way to long

Don’t think it’s a sign of weakness

Being silent proves that I’m strong

I know you think your family’s perfect

Even though you find faults in mine

I wish you’d keep your big mouth shut

Because I do it all the time

Well I don’t like your mama

I think she’s a lousy cook

And I don’t like your brother

Always giving me that look

And I can’t stand your sister

Because she’s way too loose

I sure don’t like your friends

And hope they don’t reproduce

Since I’m letting it all out

And trying to clear my head

I don’t like your big beer gut

And you’re just no good in bed

You always wanna be romantic

Even when you’re half drunk

And using that axe body spray

Makes you smell like you’re a skunk

You don’t like what I make for dinner

You always act like it’s no good

You never help clean up the mess

You always say a woman should

Well I don’t like your mama

I think she’s a lousy cook

And I don’t like your brother

Always giving me that look

And I can’t stand your sister

Because she’s way too loose

I sure don’t like your friends

And hope they don’t reproduce

Since I’m letting it all out

And trying to clear my head

I don’t like your big beer gut

And you’re just no good in bed

I hope you don’t think this is over

Because I’ve got a lot to say

So sit down and get comfortable

I think that this could take all day

Well I don’t like your mama

I think she’s a lousy cook

And I don’t like your brother

Always giving me that look

And I can’t stand your sister

Because she’s way too loose

I sure don’t like your friends

And hope they don’t reproduce

Since I’m letting it all out

And trying to clear my head

I don’t like your big beer gut

And you’re just no good in bed

This probably comes as a shock

I can see it in your wide eyes

Pick your jaw up off the floor

I’m done with the games and the lies

Well I don’t like your mama

I think she’s a lousy cook

And I don’t like your brother

Always giving me that look

And I can’t stand your sister

Because she’s way too loose

I sure don’t like your friends

And hope they don’t reproduce

Since I’m letting it all out

And trying to clear my head

I don’t like your big beer gut

And you’re just no good in bed

I’m glad we had this little talk…

I don’t know about you but I sure feel better…

Why don’t you go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich…

I don’t think I’m cooking tonight.