All My Friends Got Boring

You got a spreadsheet

I got a hangover

You talk promotions

I talk last October

When we crashed that wedding

Stole that silver tray

You say you’re “booked till August”

I say you used to stay out late

You’re posting rings and renovations

I’m posting memes at 3 a.m

You say you’re “in a different season”

Cool story

Guess I lost a friend (again)

All my friends got boring

Started sleeping before midnight

Trading chaos for a condo

Swapped the couch for candlelight

I’m still loud

Still out here

Still screaming like I’m seventeen

All my friends got boring

Guess I’ll be the last drama king (woah-oh)

You bring your baby

I bring my baggage

You sip on mocktails

I double down on bad habits

You talk of interest rates

I’m interested in shots

You’re saving for a summer home

I’m saving voice notes I forgot

You say you “can’t

The dog is crated”

I say I can’t

I’m broke again

We used to jump the fence together

Now you’re fencing off the weekends

All my friends got boring

Started sleeping before midnight

Trading chaos for a condo

Swapped the couch for candlelight

I’m still loud

Still out here

Still screaming like I’m seventeen

All my friends got boring

Guess I’ll be the last drama king (woah-oh, woah-oh)

Maybe I’m scared of the quiet

Maybe I’m stuck on the past

Maybe I’ll crash your next dinner

Just to prove we still can laugh

I’ll raise a glass in your kitchen

To every dumb thing that we did

You’ll roll your eyes then start grinning

For a second you’re that reckless kid

All my friends got boring

Started sleeping before midnight

Trading chaos for a condo

Swapped the couch for candlelight

I’m still loud

Still out here

Still screaming like I’m seventeen

All my friends got boring

But a piece of them still lives in me (woah-oh)