Shaving my balls

Verse 1]

Woke up this morning, felt a little wild,

Mirror said, “Time to manscape, child.”

Grabbed my razor and I said a prayer,

‘Cause the last time I nicked ‘em, I swear I saw a flare.

I’m shavin’ my balls, oh so carefully,

Like a ninja in a jungle, movin’ stealthily.

One slip and I’m singin’ falsetto calls,

It’s a brave, brave man who shaves his balls.

Lathered up smooth with the finest cream,

Turned on the trimmer — heard it scream.

Lefty was cool, but Righty played games,

Duckin’ and dodgin’ like he had no shame.

I’m shavin’ my balls, with precision and grace,

Like I’m defusing a bomb on a time-locked case.

Don’t need applause or marble halls,

Just a round of cheers for my freshly shaved balls.

Some folks wax, some just let it grow,

But I like mine neat, with a radiant glow.

From boxer briefs to midnight calls,

Confidence starts with groomed-out walls.

Remember, fellas… never shave angry.

Use a mirror, take your time, and show those boys some love.

I’m shavin’ my balls, and I feel brand new,

Like a summer breeze just blew right through.

Struttin’ my stuff, I’m ten feet tall,

A smooth operator with polished balls.

Yeah… shavin’ my…

Shavin’ my…

Oh lord… shavin’ my balls.