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Lyrics
Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, felt a little wild,
Mirror said, “Time to manscape, child.”
Grabbed my razor and I said a prayer,
‘Cause the last time I nicked ‘em, I swear I saw a flare.
[Chorus]
I’m shavin’ my balls, oh so carefully,
Like a ninja in a jungle, movin’ stealthily.
One slip and I’m singin’ falsetto calls,
It’s a brave, brave man who shaves his balls.
[Verse 2]
Lathered up smooth with the finest cream,
Turned on the trimmer — heard it scream.
Lefty was cool, but Righty played games,
Duckin’ and dodgin’ like he had no shame.
[Chorus]
I’m shavin’ my balls, with precision and grace,
Like I’m defusing a bomb on a time-locked case.
Don’t need applause or marble halls,
Just a round of cheers for my freshly shaved balls.
[Bridge]
Some folks wax, some just let it grow,
But I like mine neat, with a radiant glow.
From boxer briefs to midnight calls,
Confidence starts with groomed-out walls.
[Breakdown – Spoken/whispered like a PSA]
Remember, fellas… never shave angry.
Use a mirror, take your time, and show those boys some love.
[Final Chorus]
I’m shavin’ my balls, and I feel brand new,
Like a summer breeze just blew right through.
Struttin’ my stuff, I’m ten feet tall,
A smooth operator with polished balls.
[Outro – softly]
Yeah… shavin’ my…
Shavin’ my…
Oh lord… shavin’ my balls.
Details
GeneratedJun 17, 2025
Duration2:49
LanguageEnglish
Style
2000 style country male do the spoken voice in a very deep base tone
Credits
Prompt byGeorge P George
ModelAria v4
