[Intro – playful, chaotic]
Yo, yo, turn it up, turn it up!
The world’s on fire, grab a drink and a cup!
Laughin’ as it burns, chaos all around,
Everybody panic-party, hear that apocalyptic sound!
[Verse 1 – absurd disasters]
Plagues on the left, floods on the right,
Tornadoes doin’ donuts, shit’s a crazy sight.
Wi-Fi’s gone, toilets overflow,
Aliens just landed, sayin’ “what’s up, bro?”
Politicians fightin’ over empty snacks,
Toilet paper gone, the world’s got our backs… wait, what?
Volcanoes poppin’, lava like a slide,
But we’re still twerkin’ while the oceans collide.
[Pre-Chorus – rising panic]
Smoke in the sky, fire in the streets,
Mutant raccoons dancin’ to crazy beats.
Sirens wailin’, dogs wearin’ crowns,
The whole damn planet’s fallin’ down!
[Chorus – party anthem]
Oh shit, oh fuck, what do we do?
The world’s goin’ crazy, now it’s me and you!
Panic-party, grab a mask and a drink,
Laugh while it burns, don’t stop to think!
[Verse 2 – global chaos continued]
Mountains melt, oceans spill,
Meanwhile we’re grindin’ on the windowsill.
Asteroids droppin’, birds on strike,
Every day’s a horror show, every night’s a mic.
Mutant tacos fallin’ from the sky,
We sip cocktails, wave the apocalypse hi!
Power’s out, streets are fried,
But we’re still moonwalkin’ on the lava tide.
[Pre-Chorus – chaos intensifies]
Smoke in the sky, fire in the streets,
Mutant raccoons dancin’ to crazy beats.
Sirens wailin’, dogs wearin’ crowns,
The whole damn planet’s fallin’ down!
[Chorus – reprise]
Oh shit, oh fuck, what do we do?
The world’s goin’ crazy, now it’s me and you!
Panic-party, grab a mask and a drink,
Laugh while it burns, don’t stop to think!
[Bridge – dark humor peak]
Zombies in the supermarket, lootin’ the snacks,
Cows on segways, apocalypse tracks.
Gasoline rain, sky’s on fire,
We sip margaritas on the funeral pyre.
Laughin’ as it collapses, cheers to the doom,
Everybody twerkin’, shake it in the tomb.
[Final Chorus – chaos crescendo]
Oh shit, oh fuck, what do we do?
The world’s goin’ crazy, now it’s me and you!
Panic-party, grab a mask and a drink,
Laugh while it burns, don’t stop to think!
[Outro – fading, playful]
World’s on fire, streets are a mess,
Dance with the chaos, it’s a hot-ass fest.
Laugh while it dies, sip that last brew,
The end of the world? Just another dance move!
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