---
🎸TITLE: "Category 5 in Heels"👠🌪️
(A comedic rock anthem of love, survival, and selective hearing)
---
🎤 INTRO
I was mindin’ my business, chillin’ like a king,
Thought I had it made—until I heard her say, “One more thing…”
Didn’t know I triggered DEFCON 3,
Just by askin’, “Hey babe, what’s for dinner? Me?” 😬
---
🎶 CHORUS
She’s a Category 5 in heels,
She don’t argue—she deals.
Her silence hits like thunder claps,
And her side-eye could collapse a map.
You better run, boy, when she’s still.
That ain't calm—that’s fire to kill.
Yeah, a woman’s fury’s got no chill...
But I love her still. 😅
---
🎸 VERSE 1
She said “I’m fine” with a nuclear glare,
I felt my soul leave my body mid-stair.
She brought up things from ten years back—
Like I could stop a snack run heart attack! 🍫
---
🔥 VERSE 2
She found a sock behind the bed,
Said, “Wow, I guess I live with Bigfoot instead.”
I laughed too soon, tried to change the tone—
Now I’m folding laundry like it’s a combat zone. 🧦
---
💥 VERSE 3
Toilet seat up? That’s grounds for jail.
She stormed in swingin’ a shampoo pail.
I said “Calm down,” then time stood still…
‘Cause that phrase triggers Kill Bill. ☠️
---
💎 VERSE 4
She’s got a memory like Google Chrome,
Fifty tabs open and still finds home.
She don't forget, she don't forgive—
But Lord, it’s one wild life to live. 😍
---
🎼 BRIDGE
Yeah, she’ll fight you, bite you, freeze your phone,
Quote your texts in a courtroom tone.
But brother, if you treat her right,
She’ll warm your soul and rock your night. 😏
She's fierce, she’s fire, a holy spell—
A tornado who cooks like southern belle.
---
🎶 CHORUS (REPEAT with backup harmonies)
She’s a Category 5 in heels,
She don’t argue—she deals.
Her silence hits like thunder claps,
And her side-eye could collapse a map.
You better run, boy, when she’s still.
That ain't calm—that’s fire to kill.
Yeah, a woman’s fury’s got no chill...
But I love her still.
---
🎤 OUTRO
So fellas, here's a little man-to-man tip,
Don’t say “Relax”—just zip your lip.
Bring her snacks, rub her feet,
And admit you’re lucky she didn’t break your seat. 😅
'Cause a woman’s fury—wild and real…
Is just love... in leather heels.
Robert Ramage 
