I met the man of my dreams, and we fell in love that day,
Clicked right off the bat—why the hell not, anyway?
We stayed together for a while, then had our first big fight,
Things went south real fast, now everything’s a clusterfuck,
Yeah, everything’s a clusterfuck.
We made up, ‘cause love’s stubborn like that,
But someone said some things, and we both got mad.
Ended up breaking it off, and guess what?
It all turned into a clusterfuck.
Our lives just spiraled into a clusterfuck.
Things cooled down, so we tried again,
Trusted each other enough to dive back in.
But the storm’s always waiting, just beneath,
And soon enough, it’s a motherfucking clusterfuck—
A massive, messy clusterfuck!
A few months later, shit hit the fan,
He said he wanted out, so I ended it for him.
We’re done now, probably for good... I think.
Then secrets spilled out, lies came to light,
Just another wild ride on this crazy rollercoaster called life.
Everyone’s life can turn into a clusterfuck,
It just depends on who you meet and who you cheat.
Now it’s calm again between us,
We patched it up for one last fresh start.
I trust him with my heart,
Though people say it’s a bad idea—
They don’t know what’s good for me.
We gotta keep it hella secret,
Or we’ll be knee-deep in some serious snow.
Now all I can do is wait for the next clusterfuck,
That’ll probably leave me an emotional wreck, but who gives a fuck?
Let’s see what shit next year brings—
Second year of high school.
Holy shit IT'S gonna be a clusterufck.
ONE MOTHERFUCKING CLUSTER FUCK!