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🎵 “Ain’t That Broke Yet”
(Blue-collar comedy anthem with bite, bounce, and bar-stool wisdom)
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🎤 Intro:
Yeah my bank account’s lower than my self-esteem in high school
But I walk like I just hit the Powerball, fool
I’m still standin’, still smilin’, got no regret
Might be broke, but I ain’t that broke yet!
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Verse 1:
I eat ramen noodles like a five-star chef
Even add hot dogs when I’m feelin’ fresh
I drink cold coffee ‘cause the power’s out
But I sip it like wine and swirl it about
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Verse 2:
I patched my boots with a glue stick pen
My belt’s a rope from way back when
I air-dry clothes on the neighbor’s fence
And call it “eco-friendly elegance”
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🎶 Chorus (Catchy & fun):
I ain’t that broke yet, I got class
Still mow lawns and shake my… sass
My truck don’t run but it sure looks mean
And my fridge light still works—that’s livin’ the dream
Yeah, I’m hangin’ on tight, got no regret
Might be broke, but I ain’t that broke yet!
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Verse 3:
I shop at thrift stores like it’s Rodeo Drive
Scored a pair of Crocs and felt alive
My toaster’s shot, so I fry my toast
I reuse bath water—I’m greener than most!
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Verse 4:
My credit card cried when I swiped for gas
Even the pump said, “You sure about that?”
But I winked, smiled, gave it one last threat—
“Decline me now and you’ll really regret!”
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🔥 Bridge (spoken like a champ):
They say, “Money talks,” but mine just snickers
All I got’s loose change and old chicken stickers
But I laugh every day, and my soul’s paid up—
You can’t repo joy or my lucky coffee cup
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🎶 Final Chorus (Shout it like a celebration):
I ain’t that broke yet, got flair to spare
Still got duct tape and clean underwear
My bills are mad, but I sleep like a bear
‘Cause stress can’t touch this hillbilly air
I got jokes, I got friends, and no regret—
You can't break a man who ain’t that broke yet!
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Outro (spoken with pride):
So if life’s got you countin’ pennies and prayin’ for payday…
Just remember:
We’re rich in laughter, and that pays every day!
(I ain’t that broke yet!)
Robert Ramage 
