Verse 1:
Well, I’m sittin' at home on a Friday night,
Got nothin’ to do, but I'm feelin' alright.
So I boot up my console, it’s time to play,
I have a real nice set up, that kinda slays.
Picked up a new game, it’s an FPS dream,
Call of Duty’s the title, if you know what I mean.
It’s the FIFA of shooters, they drop a new one every year,
Got a few bugs and glitches, and the tutorials are a little unclear.
Chorus:
And I said, oh my Cod,
Just a millennial with a dad bod,
These skins are gettin’ crazy,
Just got my ass shot by a rotten corpse lady.
But I’ll still pick up that controller,
And play it again, play it again,
Eventually, I’ll go outside, and touch grass,
But I don’t know when, yeah I don’t know when.
Verse 2:
Fourth loss in a row, my squad’s gettin’ rocked,
KDR’s in the tank, and I’m getting’ trash talked.
Grenades flyin’ all the way across the map,
Just found that camping fool,
and gave him 3 shots to the back.
Everybod's runnin’, gunnin’, it’s a free-for-all,
The new omni-movement got Nuketown feelin’ real small.
I wonder why I put myself through all this mess,
Forget A A, it’s Cod players who need help, got us sweaty and stressed.
Chorus:
And I said, oh my Cod,
Just a millennial with a dad bod,
These skins are gettin’ crazy,
Just got my ass shot by a pink unicorn lady.
But I’ll still pick up that controller,
And play it again, play it again,
I’ll go outside soon and touch grass,
But I don’t know when.
Verse 3:
Match thirty-five, I should be in bed,
This screen’s too bright, strainin' my eyes and messin' with my head.
But I can’t tap out now, can’t leave on an L,
One more round, got some UAV intel.
Just one more, gotta keep my streak alive,
Winning this one, now I feel revived.
Bridge:
Wait a minute, did we actually win? Well, I guess it's time to go again..
Chorus:
And I said, oh my Cod,
Just a millennial with a dad bod,
These skins are gettin’ crazy,
Just got my ass shot by a cat ear lady.
But I’ll still pick up that controller,
And play it again, play it again,
I swear I’ll go outside real soon,
Just let me play until 10am.
And I play it again, play it again. Gotta go outside every now and then, now and then.
Outro:
Who am I kidding, man? I love this game…
