Meow

Woke up this morning with a hairball dream,

Cat on my face like a furry machine.

Coffee’s cold and my socks are gone,

Guess the cat took ’em when I wasn’t on.

Walkin’ ‘round the house with a broom and frown,

Meanwhile, he’s on the counter wearin’ a crown.

Knocks my keys right off the shelf,

I swear that furball thinks he’s someone else!

Meow, meow, hear it now,

Scratchin’ at the door like a holy cow!

Meow, meow, king of the town,

Rules my life with a sleepy frown.

Wake me up, knock it down,

Spin in circles, chase a crown.

Meow, meow — that’s my vow:

Livin’ that life of a cat somehow!

Dinner’s served — but it ain’t right,

He sniffs it once, then he’s outta sight.

Gimme steak, gimme fish, gimme anything raw,

Gimme a cardboard box — that’s the real law!

Nappin’ in the sun, then runnin’ at three,

Climbin’ my curtains like a jungle spree.

I pay the rent, but let’s be clear —

It’s the cat who really owns it here.

Meow, meow, hear it now,

Scratchin’ at the door like a holy cow!

Meow, meow, king of the town,

Rules my life with a sleepy frown.

Wake me up, knock it down,

Spin in circles, chase a crown.

Meow, meow — that’s my vow:

Livin’ that life of a cat somehow!

You ever just…

Open a door for a cat,

And they stare like you just ruined their whole life?

Yeah… meow.

Meow, meow, do it proud,

Jump on the table and sing it loud!

Meow, meow, take a bow,

Steal my chair and I don’t know how.

Wake me up, knock it down,

Spin in circles, chase a crown.

Meow, meow — that’s my vow:

Livin’ that life of a cat somehow!

Meowwwww…

Purr, destroy… repeat.