[Verse]
Woke up this morning with a hairball dream,
Cat on my face like a furry machine.
Coffee’s cold and my socks are gone,
Guess the cat took ’em when I wasn’t on.
Walkin’ ‘round the house with a broom and frown,
Meanwhile, he’s on the counter wearin’ a crown.
Knocks my keys right off the shelf,
I swear that furball thinks he’s someone else!
[Chorus]
Meow, meow, hear it now,
Scratchin’ at the door like a holy cow!
Meow, meow, king of the town,
Rules my life with a sleepy frown.
Wake me up, knock it down,
Spin in circles, chase a crown.
Meow, meow — that’s my vow:
Livin’ that life of a cat somehow!
[Verse]
Dinner’s served — but it ain’t right,
He sniffs it once, then he’s outta sight.
Gimme steak, gimme fish, gimme anything raw,
Gimme a cardboard box — that’s the real law!
Nappin’ in the sun, then runnin’ at three,
Climbin’ my curtains like a jungle spree.
I pay the rent, but let’s be clear —
It’s the cat who really owns it here.
[Chorus]
Meow, meow, hear it now,
Scratchin’ at the door like a holy cow!
Meow, meow, king of the town,
Rules my life with a sleepy frown.
Wake me up, knock it down,
Spin in circles, chase a crown.
Meow, meow — that’s my vow:
Livin’ that life of a cat somehow!
[Bridge – Spoken/Playful]
You ever just…
Open a door for a cat,
And they stare like you just ruined their whole life?
Yeah… meow.
[Chorus – Even Wilder!]
Meow, meow, do it proud,
Jump on the table and sing it loud!
Meow, meow, take a bow,
Steal my chair and I don’t know how.
Wake me up, knock it down,
Spin in circles, chase a crown.
Meow, meow — that’s my vow:
Livin’ that life of a cat somehow!
[Outro – Fading with Laughter]
Meowwwww…
Purr, destroy… repeat.