The Poop That Took a Pee

[Verse 1]
Once there was a pooooop
Just sittin’ in the loo
He said
“I feel a puddle
I don’t know what to do!”
He waddled to the edge
He wiggled up his knees
Then that brave brown nugget
Said
“It’s time for me to peeeee!”
[Chorus]
It’s the poop that took a pee
(bleep, blorp, blip, wee!)
Drippy
Drippy destiny
Splish-splash
Yippee!
Everybody freeze and see
Plop-plop
Trickle spree
Toot toot toot
Eee-ooo-eee
It’s the poop that took a peeeee! (ppppp-eeeeee!)
[Verse 2]
The toilet paper fainted
The rubber duck went
“WHAAA?”
The toothbrush screamed and did
A tiny foamy cha-cha
The potty seat was giggling
It wobbled on the base
Then the poop said
“HERE IT COMES!”
With a very serious face
[Chorus]
It’s the poop that took a pee
(doo-dah drip-drap dee!)
Golden sprinkles
Number three
That’s new biology
Every kid in history
Laugh-snort symphony
Toot-brrrp-toot
Skree-ow-eee
It’s the poop that took a peeeee! (aaah!)
[Bridge]
He went
“Psssssshhh!
Trrr-rrr-rrr!
Bloop bloop bloop
BRRRAAAAFFFF-FFF!” (hey!)
“Squiggle-squirt!”
“Gloobly-gleep!”
“I just made a puddle
Now I gotta go sleep” (zzz-PLIP!)
[Chorus]
It’s the poop that took a pee
(boing, splat, tee-hee!)
Drip drop doody VIP
On the tiny porcelain sea
If you’re laughing
One-two-three
Snort-laugh
Fall on your knees
Toot-toot-TOOOOT
Whee-whaa-WHEE
For the poop that took a peeeee! (last one… PPPPSSSSSH!)

Bouncy kids’ comedy track with ukulele, kazoo, and handclaps; silly cartoon FX sprinkled around each “toot.” Male vocals leaning into exaggerated character voices. Big, shout-along chorus with group kids’ gang vocals and goofy pitch slides for maximum giggle energy.