[Verse]
Momma tooted at the table
Oh what a sound
She looked around
Acting all profound
The dog ran off
Tail tucked tight
A gas explosion in the middle of the night
[Chorus]
Momma tooted
Oh yes she did
Blew the roof off
Popped the lid
Momma tooted
Can't deny
Even the curtains started to cry
[Verse 2]
The cat jumped high
Hit the ceiling fan
Grandpa said
"That’s the mark of a real woman!"
The windows shook
The lights turned dim
Momma just smiled
Said
"It came from within"
[Prechorus]
We tried to hold it
But laughter won
Momma’s symphony had just begun
[Chorus]
Momma tooted
Oh yes she did
Blew the roof off
Popped the lid
Momma tooted
Can't deny
Even the curtains started to cry
[Bridge]
Call it a trumpet
Call it a breeze
Momma’s talent brings you to your knees
She’s got rhythm
She’s got flair
A natural artist with a gaseous air