[Verse 1]
Got a teddy bear body
Little waggin’ tail
Two big cartoon eyebrows
Like he’s reading my mail
He’s a couch cloud
Crumb hound
Shadow on the floor
But there’s one funny feature
You just can’t ignore
[Chorus]
Our doodle mix is adorable
Best boy in the whole damn house
From his paws to his jingling collar
Except he’s got that poodle mouth
Yeah
We still kiss his goofy face
Even when that tongue hangs out
He’s picture-perfect
Near-immortal
Except he’s got that poodle mouth (woah)
[Verse 2]
He’s a swirl of confusion
In a fur coat suit
Got the zoomies at midnight
Steals your single left shoe
Every selfie
He’s smiling
Teeth all front and center
Like a tiny fuzzy grandpa
At the dog park mixer
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals] “Sit… stay… smile for the camera”
And he bares those chiclet teeth on cue (cheese)
All my friends say
“send more photos”
Then they snort when he chews his food
But he’s my dude
My drool
My truth
Wouldn’t trade him
Not a doubt
I’ll take the weird with all the wonder
Yeah
I ride for that poodle mouth
[Chorus]