[Intro]
Ok, Warning
The following is full of contradictions,
& some stereotypical presumptuous
Exaggerations. How our imaginations
Loves the sensation of ego inflation, so we believe its not me who needs the psychoanalyzation...
[Interlude]
[Verse]
Every woman will fully tell you
How guys are big babies when they have man flu
He moans & groans & says he's dying
But we know he's not, he's just whining
Its also known that guys like to fantasize
About 3 somes without their wives,
Or they dream of going far away, alone
Cos she never stops nagging at him while hes home.
& guys will say, how women are insane
& mostly have only issues in their brain
But if there's none, well she'll find some,
Yes some! - not just one (haha)
Then theres how she never stops talking,
It's constant drama or Facebook stalking,
& the worst one, she can't drive for shit,
But dont say anything to her about it
Cos otherwise she'll give you those eyes, her, full on psychopathic stare, its not worth the nightmare, pretend not to care!
Oh &
When he fucks shit up, you’ll know
& she makes sure we do
Verbal vomits everything shit hes ever done in life
Then tries
To take credit like she planned it
To get her prize
She gets to say haha see I was right all along
He just couldn't hear past the sound of her incessant whiny tone
Where she goes on & on sayin she knows everything
But doesn't see his retaliating
Moves by lighting up her emotional string
Till yip! FULL ON exploding
Blows out full verbal unloading
Calls him names, its so dramatic
Tells him to leave, shes so erratic
Its like her guilty pleasure is moaning ABOUT her man
He just wishes she was moaning BECAUSE he's the man
Well it's not haha
Its bout him always forgetting what date they met on about 7 years ago, no wait
Or is it 8?
Fuk sake
Well how bout that he's always late
Ha - She's so much worse by far
Hes always out fishing or cleaning his car
Or watching a game at the local bar
Where he spins stories to all his mates
About all her fuckin crazy as psycho states
She always accuses him of calling her fat
Sometimes he does too but it's not like that
Shes so sensitive, hes fuckin clueless
Thinks he can fix everything with sex haha guys are useless
Actually they just wanna get laid!
But she always says she has a head ache
Or just do it & fake
Then afterwards complain
Bout how the sex was lame
Putting all the blame
On him & how hes lazy
Nah B itch thats not cool that Shits crazy
Can't fake it then make it his fault you werent amazing
It comes back to how she thinks she's hot shit
& how guys always make it bout their dick
So girls calm your farm, stop blabbing pointless crap
Guys treat her better than your bros
Who knows she might sit on your lap
And thats a wrap - from my P O V
Men & women are both pretty fucken whiny, crazy psychos who love being cheeky
Mean & kind, Both smart & dumb
Neither is better than the other one
Ok just re reading & holy shit
These 2 are totally needing
To either break up or
Some serious counseling!
WorldsDrone08
