She is 2 & so is he

[Intro] So this song is full of contradictions,

Some assumptions & stereotypes

& lots of exaggerations

Thats because at one time or another the imagination

Loves to validate our pain using hyper amplification

Every woman out there will fully tell you

How guys can be such babies when they have the man flu

He moans & groans & says he's dying

But we all know that he's just whining

Its also well known that every guys fantasy

Is to have a 3 some with their hall pass celebrities

Or its the dream of a few days away, alone

So he won't strangle her to stop all the nagging at home

& guys will say, that all women are insane

Have nothing but issues in their brain

& if there's none she'll find some

Yes some - not just one

Then theres how she never stops talking

Just constant drama or she's Facebook stalking

And the worst of all, she can't drive for shit

But dont ever say anything out loud about it

Cos otherwise you'll her full on psychopathic stare

Its not worth the nightmare so just pretend not to care.

But, if he fucks up, its without a doubt, youll hear her 2 cents for sure

Including all the memories, every fuck up of his since 2004

So she can point out she was right haha she told him so

He just didnt hear her cos of her incessant whining tone

Then she claims she's perfect & knows everything bout everything

& how he retaliates is to tug her emotional string

Till she explodes

Let's out a verbal vomit unload

Calls him names, its all so dramatic

Tells him to leave, now shes all erratic

Its her guilty pleasure moaning ABOUT her man

He just wishes she was moaning BECAUSE he IS the man

But its not, its more or less

Bout how he breaks shit & never cleans up his mess

While recalling the 10 times he's forgotten the date

Of the day they met & don't forget he is always late

Selfish & slack always fishing or working on his car

Or hes down watching the game again at the local sports bar

Also telling stories to all his mates

About her crazy shit & her fucked up traits

She always accuses him of calling her fat

Sometimes he does but it's not like that

Girls are so sensitive, well guys are so clueless

Thinking they can fix everything with chocolates haha see theyre useless

Assuming they'll get laid & it be ok not doing her first

Which she'll probably go along with then say after how he's the worst

He never gives me an orgasm, he's so lazy

Meanwhile he's fantasizing that threesome without her cos she's bat shit crazy

But like most girls she thinks she's hot shit

Like most guys he thinks hes hotter thats it

She thinks she can change him if she nags him enough

He thinks he can shut her up if he's a little bit rough

One track mind, it always leads back to his dick

Don't beat around the bush, we all know she's keen for a flick.

& so, neither are better than the other you see

Men & women are the exact same actually.

Both are crazy, fun, fucked up, dumb yet smart

Both need therapy, all the while, they both love with all their hearts.