[Intro] So this song is full of contradictions,
Some assumptions & stereotypes
& lots of exaggerations
Thats because at one time or another the imagination
Loves to validate our pain using hyper amplification
[Interlude]
[Verse]
Every woman out there will fully tell you
How guys can be such babies when they have the man flu
He moans & groans & says he's dying
But we all know that he's just whining
Its also well known that every guys fantasy
Is to have a 3 some with their hall pass celebrities
Or its the dream of a few days away, alone
So he won't strangle her to stop all the nagging at home
& guys will say, that all women are insane
Have nothing but issues in their brain
& if there's none she'll find some
Yes some - not just one
Then theres how she never stops talking
Just constant drama or she's Facebook stalking
And the worst of all, she can't drive for shit
But dont ever say anything out loud about it
Cos otherwise you'll her full on psychopathic stare
Its not worth the nightmare so just pretend not to care.
But, if he fucks up, its without a doubt, youll hear her 2 cents for sure
Including all the memories, every fuck up of his since 2004
So she can point out she was right haha she told him so
He just didnt hear her cos of her incessant whining tone
Then she claims she's perfect & knows everything bout everything
& how he retaliates is to tug her emotional string
Till she explodes
Let's out a verbal vomit unload
Calls him names, its all so dramatic
Tells him to leave, now shes all erratic
Its her guilty pleasure moaning ABOUT her man
He just wishes she was moaning BECAUSE he IS the man
But its not, its more or less
Bout how he breaks shit & never cleans up his mess
While recalling the 10 times he's forgotten the date
Of the day they met & don't forget he is always late
Selfish & slack always fishing or working on his car
Or hes down watching the game again at the local sports bar
Also telling stories to all his mates
About her crazy shit & her fucked up traits
She always accuses him of calling her fat
Sometimes he does but it's not like that
Girls are so sensitive, well guys are so clueless
Thinking they can fix everything with chocolates haha see theyre useless
Assuming they'll get laid & it be ok not doing her first
Which she'll probably go along with then say after how he's the worst
He never gives me an orgasm, he's so lazy
Meanwhile he's fantasizing that threesome without her cos she's bat shit crazy
But like most girls she thinks she's hot shit
Like most guys he thinks hes hotter thats it
She thinks she can change him if she nags him enough
He thinks he can shut her up if he's a little bit rough
One track mind, it always leads back to his dick
Don't beat around the bush, we all know she's keen for a flick.
& so, neither are better than the other you see
Men & women are the exact same actually.
Both are crazy, fun, fucked up, dumb yet smart
Both need therapy, all the while, they both love with all their hearts.
WorldsDrone08
