[Intro] Yeah True story Kinda [Verse 1] Saw an ego balloon at the grocery store Ring light on, fake flex in aisle four Doing wobbly dances by the canned ham rack Dropping “smash that subscribe” like it’s high art, facts (ok) Whole vibe plastic, filter on stun Calling it a “prank” while they bother everyone I’m in sweatpants, buying cheap boxed wine Suddenly this clown think they headline prime time [Chorus] Ego balloon Doing that wobbly fake-ass pretend spam, dude Got me like “who made you famous?” I got secondhand shame so contagious Ego balloon Poppin’ off air in a budget perfume It was so embarrassingly extra, trust I got drunk and I straight up stole a bus (skrrt!) [Verse 2] They like “yo bestie, rate my fit one to ten” It’s a brand deal sweater with the tag still in They film old ladies just minding life Then scream “GONE WRONG” in the caption twice (clickbait) I took three shots just to process that Watching them rehearse every “random” laugh My brain said “leave,” but my legs said “nah” Next thing, I’m the villain in my own dash cam drama [Chorus] Ego balloon Doing that wobbly fake-ass pretend spam, dude Got me like “who made you famous?” I got secondhand shame so contagious Ego balloon Poppin’ off air in a budget perfume It was so embarrassingly extra, trust I got drunk and I straight up stole a bus (yeah I did) [Bridge] I’m at the wheel like “welcome to the clown tour” (clown tour) Stopping every time I see a ring light on the floor (pull up) Open up the doors, “ma’am, this is your stop” Only influencers allowed at the content drop (get off) If your life is a skit and your smile ain’t real You can pay the fare with your brand deal spiel (talk to ‘em) I’ll drive us all to the land of chill Where nobody films every thought they feel (ahh) [Chorus] Ego balloon Doing that wobbly fake-ass pretend spam, dude Got me like “who made you famous?” I got secondhand shame so contagious Ego balloon Poppin’ off air in a budget perfume It was so embarrassingly extra, trust I got drunk and I straight up stole a bus [Outro] Yeah I stole a bus ‘cause your vlog was sus (so sus) If clout’s that cheap, I’ll just pay in cuffs (lock me up) Next time I see that balloon on the ‘Gram I’m unfollowing in person, that’s the plan (bye)

rap, Comedy rap with elastic, bouncy drums and rubbery bass, male vocals deadpan on verses then animated in the hook. Playful cartoon sound FX tucked low in the mix, occasional scratched vocal chops. Energy ramps from laid-back storytelling to rowdy chant-along chorus with gang vocals on repeats., comedy, fake

Ego Balloon