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Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah
True story
Kinda
[Verse 1]
Saw an ego balloon at the grocery store
Ring light on, fake flex in aisle four
Doing wobbly dances by the canned ham rack
Dropping “smash that subscribe” like it’s high art, facts (ok)
Whole vibe plastic, filter on stun
Calling it a “prank” while they bother everyone
I’m in sweatpants, buying cheap boxed wine
Suddenly this clown think they headline prime time
[Chorus]
Ego balloon
Doing that wobbly fake-ass pretend spam, dude
Got me like “who made you famous?”
I got secondhand shame so contagious
Ego balloon
Poppin’ off air in a budget perfume
It was so embarrassingly extra, trust
I got drunk and I straight up stole a bus (skrrt!)
[Verse 2]
They like “yo bestie, rate my fit one to ten”
It’s a brand deal sweater with the tag still in
They film old ladies just minding life
Then scream “GONE WRONG” in the caption twice (clickbait)
I took three shots just to process that
Watching them rehearse every “random” laugh
My brain said “leave,” but my legs said “nah”
Next thing, I’m the villain in my own dash cam drama
[Chorus]
Ego balloon
Doing that wobbly fake-ass pretend spam, dude
Got me like “who made you famous?”
I got secondhand shame so contagious
Ego balloon
Poppin’ off air in a budget perfume
It was so embarrassingly extra, trust
I got drunk and I straight up stole a bus (yeah I did)
[Bridge]
I’m at the wheel like “welcome to the clown tour” (clown tour)
Stopping every time I see a ring light on the floor (pull up)
Open up the doors, “ma’am, this is your stop”
Only influencers allowed at the content drop (get off)
If your life is a skit and your smile ain’t real
You can pay the fare with your brand deal spiel (talk to ‘em)
I’ll drive us all to the land of chill
Where nobody films every thought they feel (ahh)
[Chorus]
Ego balloon
Doing that wobbly fake-ass pretend spam, dude
Got me like “who made you famous?”
I got secondhand shame so contagious
Ego balloon
Poppin’ off air in a budget perfume
It was so embarrassingly extra, trust
I got drunk and I straight up stole a bus
[Outro]
Yeah
I stole a bus ‘cause your vlog was sus (so sus)
If clout’s that cheap, I’ll just pay in cuffs (lock me up)
Next time I see that balloon on the ‘Gram
I’m unfollowing in person, that’s the plan (bye)
Details
GeneratedFeb 3, 2026
Duration2:26
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, Comedy rap with elastic, bouncy drums and rubbery bass, male vocals deadpan on verses then animated in the hook. Playful cartoon sound FX tucked low in the mix, occasional scratched vocal chops. Energy ramps from laid-back storytelling to rowdy chant-along chorus with gang vocals on repeats., comedy, fake
Credits
Prompt by
BigZ
BigZModelAria v5
Prompt
I saw a Ego Balloon doing a Wobbly
Fake-Ass Pretend
Spam. It made me thinks it’s famous. It was so Embarrassingly
that I Got drunk and stole a bus. My favorite genre of music is Comedy rap.
