Intro (Male Rapper – spoken) Yeah… Street Dolls? NAH…Wannabe Demon hunters bot queens in cosplay. [Verse 1-Male Rapper] You call yourselves queens, but the crown’s rented Stats inflated, charts look augmented Came outta nowhere, overnight gods That don’t happen unless somebody frauds VPN jumpin’ from state to state Farmed plays stackin’ while you celebrate Kids don’t know better, you spoon-feed trash Glitter on garbage, numbers don’t match Demon hunter fits, straight Comic-Con Rap career built on a browser and bots You weren’t hot, you weren’t known Then boom—number one? Yeah, that’s overblown [Pre-Hook -K-pop Girls – cute, fake sweet] “Hi hi, we’re the queens today Press play again, don’t think—just obey” Hook- [K-pop beat – ALL THREE Girls] [Bright fake-cute synths, bubbly plucks, over-polished pop drums ] “Thank you Goose for the plays Thank you Goose every day We don’t chart without your name So we scream it in every way Thank you Goose for the plays Bots go brrr, stats look great Queens of nothing, still we say— Thank you Goose for the plays” Verse 2 (Male Rapper) Name-droppin’ Goose like it’s a feature Dick-ridin’ hard just to reach new listeners Every tag, every post, every stream Say his name like it blesses your schemes You ain’t legends, you ain’t elite You algorithm vampires leechin’ the scene Real ones grind, real ones wait Y’all skip the line, manipulate Throne look shiny, but it’s hollow inside Empty chair where respect should reside K-Pop Verse-[K-pop beat – ALL THREE Girls] “We’re demon hunters, pew pew, click play Bought ten thousand fans yesterday VPN world tour, we everywhere Same song streamin’, we don’t care Chart go up, talent go down But look so cute in our plastic crowns” Final Hook (K-pop female + Male Ad-libs) “Thank you Goose for the plays” [male-Yeah, say it again] [K-pop female]“Thank you Goose every day Without his name, we fade away Thank you Goose for the plays” [male]Fake queens bow, masks decay Number one don’t mean a thing— When bots giving you praise haha [Outro- male voice-] Yeah. Queens? Nah. Just background noise and dick riding You should be thanking Goose for getting you plays. Haha [Outro– Female voices-k-pop whisper ] “Thank You Goose!”

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