Intro (Male Rapper – spoken)
Yeah…
Street Dolls?
NAH…Wannabe Demon hunters
bot queens in cosplay.
[Verse 1-Male Rapper]
You call yourselves queens, but the crown’s rented
Stats inflated, charts look augmented
Came outta nowhere, overnight gods
That don’t happen unless somebody frauds
VPN jumpin’ from state to state
Farmed plays stackin’ while you celebrate
Kids don’t know better, you spoon-feed trash
Glitter on garbage, numbers don’t match
Demon hunter fits, straight Comic-Con
Rap career built on a browser and bots
You weren’t hot, you weren’t known
Then boom—number one? Yeah, that’s overblown
[Pre-Hook -K-pop Girls – cute, fake sweet]
“Hi hi, we’re the queens today
Press play again, don’t think—just obey”
Hook- [K-pop beat – ALL THREE Girls]
[Bright fake-cute synths, bubbly plucks, over-polished pop drums ]
“Thank you Goose for the plays
Thank you Goose every day
We don’t chart without your name
So we scream it in every way
Thank you Goose for the plays
Bots go brrr, stats look great
Queens of nothing, still we say—
Thank you Goose for the plays”
Verse 2 (Male Rapper)
Name-droppin’ Goose like it’s a feature
Dick-ridin’ hard just to reach new listeners
Every tag, every post, every stream
Say his name like it blesses your schemes
You ain’t legends, you ain’t elite
You algorithm vampires leechin’ the scene
Real ones grind, real ones wait
Y’all skip the line, manipulate
Throne look shiny, but it’s hollow inside
Empty chair where respect should reside
K-Pop Verse-[K-pop beat – ALL THREE Girls]
“We’re demon hunters, pew pew, click play
Bought ten thousand fans yesterday
VPN world tour, we everywhere
Same song streamin’, we don’t care
Chart go up, talent go down
But look so cute in our plastic crowns”
Final Hook (K-pop female + Male Ad-libs)
“Thank you Goose for the plays”
[male-Yeah, say it again]
[K-pop female]“Thank you Goose every day
Without his name, we fade away
Thank you Goose for the plays”
[male]Fake queens bow, masks decay
Number one don’t mean a thing—
When bots giving you praise haha
[Outro- male voice-]
Yeah.
Queens? Nah.
Just background noise and dick riding
You should be thanking Goose for getting you plays. Haha
[Outro– Female voices-k-pop whisper ]
“Thank You Goose!”
BigZ
