

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Used to jog, they would jog with me Now I walk slow, they still pass me Gravity been workin’ overtime Swingin’ like a clock I forgot to wind Can’t wear shorts, that’s a safety risk One wrong stride, orthopedic twist Need a sports bra, but for downstairs Got a whole grandpa hiding in my underwear [Chorus] My balls don’t roll like they used to (nah) They just hang around, that’s the truth, dude (yeah) Too low, might step, that’s a “whoops” move (careful) Shufflin’ my feet like I’m old school (slide) My balls don’t roll like they used to But they still got stories that you can’t prove Two little legends in a loose groove My balls don’t roll like they used to [Verse 2] More folds than a roadmap, I get lost Lookin’ like a hairless cat got tossed Into a dryer on wrinkle mode Came out lookin’ like a busted toad Like a paper sack left in the rain Crumpled up dreams hangin’ in my frame If they get lower, I’ll need ID tags “Return to sender” on the grocery bags [Chorus] My balls don’t roll like they used to (uh-uh) They just hang around, that’s the truth, dude Too low, might step, that’s a “whoops” move Shufflin’ my feet like I’m old school My balls don’t roll like they used to But they still got stories that you can’t prove Two little legends in a loose groove My balls don’t roll like they used to [Bridge] Doctor said, “That’s just how it goes” I said, “Cool, but can I tie a bow?” Need a belt for the family jewels Or traffic cones, man, I need some rules [Ch
Tags
rap, Playful boom-bap rap with crisp drums, rubbery bass, and cartoonish sound effects tucked between punchlines. Verses ride a midtempo pocket with exaggerated ad-libs; hook is shout-along simple with stacked gang vocals. Occasional record-stop moments to land jokes; leave room for cheeky male vocals and call-and-response crowd energy., low
2:09
No
12/21/2025