woman

(have you ever -)

i don't know what it is

but she's got all attitude and hips

and i'm so fucking jealous

her passports are from all over the world

but her passwords are all about girls

when's it my turn? she always complains

some girl said she never made out with a plain jane

the two of them had a moment before our very eyes

where she said she never made love to a woman, she might just cry.

woman, woman, won't you please make love to me?

i'm feral for you baby can't you see?

how much more obvious do i have to be?

woman oh woman i'm yours to bottom feed

and silly sienna and terrible tara made sure this woman noticed them too

these feelings for this woman were brand new

and i truly wasn't impressed by her charm

she said she couldn't see the harm

in trying out different things and different women

she triumphed men never listen

so when i watched her lean in and kiss krazy kate

i knew this wasn't going to end great

when's it my turn? she always complains

some girl said she never made out with a plain jane

the two of them had a moment before our very eyes

where she said she never made love to a woman, she might just cry.

woman, woman, won't you please make love to me?

i'm feral for you baby can't you see?

how much more obvious do i have to be?

woman oh woman i'm yours to bottom feed

i'm not into women, but she was my friend

she told me about all the girls she took to bed

i had never heard of a list so long

she suggested i put it in a song

and when i turned to her and asked her why

she said, "i just really wanna piss off guys"

when's it my turn? she always complains

some girl said she never made out with a plain jane

the two of them had a moment before our very eyes

where she said she never made love to a woman, she might just cry.

woman, woman, won't you please make love to me?

i'm feral for you baby can't you see?

how much more obvious do i have to be?

woman oh woman i'm yours to bottom feed