Call somebody else

CALL SOMEBODY ELSE

Uh… yeah…

I think you forgot whose house this is…

Go ahead… pick up that phone…

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Boy you been laid up on my couch all day

Eating up my snacks like you ain’t got no place

Drank my juice, left crumbs in the bed

Now you looking at me like I owe you instead?

You got my charger in your pocket too

But your phone ain’t even got a plan, do you?

Talking ‘bout “bae, can you help me out?”

I helped you once… now you getting put out

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See I was cool, I was nice, I was sweet

Now you got comfortable, kicking up your feet

You ain’t paid not one single bill

But you got the nerve to be eating my meals?!

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You better call somebody else

Tell ‘em come get you, don’t ask me for help

You been lounging here way too long

Boy you got me all the way wrong

You better call somebody else

Tell ‘em bring gas money and your belt

And when they pull up, don’t say a word

Just grab your stuff and hit the curb

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Now why your shoes by my front door?

You ain’t got no key, what you here for?

And don’t act like you don’t understand

You was supposed to be a grown man

Used my Netflix, changed my show

Ate my leftovers I was saving, though?!

And then you snored all night real loud

Even my neighbors complaining now

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I tried to tell you, tried to warn you right

Don’t get too comfy in my life

Now you looking like you shocked and stressed

‘Cause I’m about to evict this mess

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You better call somebody else

Tell ‘em come get you, don’t ask me for help

You been lounging here way too long

Boy you got me all the way wrong

You better call somebody else

Don’t forget your hoodie off my shelf

And take them slides you tried to claim

Them ain’t yours, don’t play that game

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And another thing…

Don’t be in my fridge no more…

Don’t be on my WiFi…

Matter fact—just go

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Oh you mad now?

You real mad now?

You wasn’t mad when you was eating my shrimp though…

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You better call somebody else

Tell ‘em come get you, don’t ask me for help

I done did all I can do

Now the rest ain’t up to me, it’s up to you

You better call somebody else

And take that attitude with yourself

Close my door on your way out

And don’t come back hanging out 🎶