CALL SOMEBODY ELSE
[Intro – talking]
Uh… yeah…
I think you forgot whose house this is…
Go ahead… pick up that phone…
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[Verse 1]
Boy you been laid up on my couch all day
Eating up my snacks like you ain’t got no place
Drank my juice, left crumbs in the bed
Now you looking at me like I owe you instead?
You got my charger in your pocket too
But your phone ain’t even got a plan, do you?
Talking ‘bout “bae, can you help me out?”
I helped you once… now you getting put out
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[Pre-Chorus]
See I was cool, I was nice, I was sweet
Now you got comfortable, kicking up your feet
You ain’t paid not one single bill
But you got the nerve to be eating my meals?!
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[Chorus]
You better call somebody else
Tell ‘em come get you, don’t ask me for help
You been lounging here way too long
Boy you got me all the way wrong
You better call somebody else
Tell ‘em bring gas money and your belt
And when they pull up, don’t say a word
Just grab your stuff and hit the curb
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[Verse 2]
Now why your shoes by my front door?
You ain’t got no key, what you here for?
And don’t act like you don’t understand
You was supposed to be a grown man
Used my Netflix, changed my show
Ate my leftovers I was saving, though?!
And then you snored all night real loud
Even my neighbors complaining now
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[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to tell you, tried to warn you right
Don’t get too comfy in my life
Now you looking like you shocked and stressed
‘Cause I’m about to evict this mess
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[Chorus]
You better call somebody else
Tell ‘em come get you, don’t ask me for help
You been lounging here way too long
Boy you got me all the way wrong
You better call somebody else
Don’t forget your hoodie off my shelf
And take them slides you tried to claim
Them ain’t yours, don’t play that game
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[Bridge – talking]
And another thing…
Don’t be in my fridge no more…
Don’t be on my WiFi…
Matter fact—just go
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[Breakdown]
Oh you mad now?
You real mad now?
You wasn’t mad when you was eating my shrimp though…
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[Final Chorus]
You better call somebody else
Tell ‘em come get you, don’t ask me for help
I done did all I can do
Now the rest ain’t up to me, it’s up to you
You better call somebody else
And take that attitude with yourself
Close my door on your way out
And don’t come back hanging out 🎶