i need a man

(ha hey!)

i'm going out with all my girls

it's been a few weeks, (mhm)

i’m wearing an outfit i never would have six years ago

i'm haloed by a sparking glow

do you believe in magic baby?

or that things sorta just happen, ain’t that crazy?

well, what if i told you both can exist

only if you’re one to take risks?

cause i need a man baby, not a little boy

these fucking men use us women as toys

i’m so sick of being played by a manchild

it’s really fucking wild

why can’t you say what you actually mean

and you all swear it’s us women that are crazy

well maybe we wouldn’t be

if you guys just shut the hell up and lead

us into a fort made out of promises

ones that you actually can keep

because honey i’m not easily swayed

but let me think about it, okay?

i definitely think you’re cute

least you got that going for you

you’re unfortunately too talkative

maybe you should learn to put a sock in it

do you believe in magic baby?

or that things sorta just happen, ain’t that crazy?

well, what if i told you both can exist

only if you’re one to take risks?

cause i need a man baby, not a little boy

these fucking men use us women as toys

i’m so sick of being played by a manchild

it’s really fucking wild

why can’t you say what you actually mean

and you all swear it’s us women that are crazy

well maybe we wouldn’t be

if you guys just shut the hell up and lead

and the night is coming to an end

i’m getting in the uber with my friends

but before i’m fully in, you catch my wrist

you lean into your pocket and pull out a gift

it’s your number written on a napkin

what in the taylor swift fresh hell is happening?

i give you a small smile, this’ll only take a while

i whisper thanks as i pull off with my girls

roll down the window and throw the napkin out as we pretend to hurl

did you think this song was strictly a diss to men?

nah, sometimes it’s us women

*laughs*

do you believe in magic baby?

or that things sorta just happen, ain’t that crazy?

well, what if i told you both can exist

only if you’re one to take risks?

cause i need a man baby, not a little boy

these fucking men use us women as toys

i’m so sick of being played by a manchild

it’s really fucking wild

why can’t you say what you actually mean

and you all swear it’s us women that are crazy

well maybe we wouldn’t be

if you guys just shut the hell up and lead