[Intro — funky guitar, finger snaps]
[MOMO — confused]
Wait.
You told your friends…
I like you?
[Pause]
Because I laughed at your joke?
Oh, baby.
We need to talk.
[Beat drops]
[Verse 1 — conversational rap]
I said “hey”
You heard “date”
I said “cute”
You heard “soulmate”
Sat beside you once
Now you’re picking baby names
How’d we get from small talk
To me changing my last name?
Slow down.
Back up.
Read the room.
That’s enough.
I’m naturally friendly
Don’t make it complicated
I remembered your birthday
That’s called—
Being educated?
[MOMO]
Wait.
Considerate.
Whatever. You know what I mean.
[Pre-Hook]
Smile once
Wave twice
Now I’m apparently your type
Heart emoji?
Relax.
I send those to everybody.
That’s not a contract.
[Hook]
I’m not that type
Not-not that type
Just because I’m nice
Don’t mean I want you in my life like that
Not that type
Read it right
I can think you’re cool
Without thinking you’re mine
I laughed at your joke
Don’t plan our wedding
Said I like your shoes
Don’t tell your friends we’re texting
Not that type
Baby, recognize—
Friendly ain’t flirting
Learn the difference tonight.
[Verse 2 — bouncy pocket]
He said,
“But you touched my arm.”
Yeah.
You had something on it.
Next question.
“You looked at me.”
Terrifying.
I have eyes.
“You liked my picture!”
So did forty-seven other people.
Should we all get married?
[MOMO]
That’s gonna be a crowded honeymoon.
[Beat kicks harder]
Listen—
I like people
I like talking
I’ll compliment you
When you’re rocking
If your haircut looks good
I’ma tell you it looks good
Doesn’t mean I’m lying awake
Thinking ’bout our neighborhood
勘違いしないで
ただ優しいだけ
笑ったくらいで
恋だと思わないで
No shade
No hate
You’re probably somebody’s fate
Just not mine.
And that’s okay.
[Beat Switch — bass guitar + claps]
[Rap]
Don’t make my kindness
Something I gotta hide
Don’t make me colder
Just to make the message right
I shouldn’t have to shrink
Every warm part of me
Just because somebody else
Reads romance into friendly
Ooh.
Hold that.
That’s important.
[Beat punches]
I’m loud
I’m warm
I’m social
I hug
I hype my girls
I compliment strangers just because
That’s me.
Don’t turn my personality
Into evidence for your fantasy.
[MOMO]
Damn.
Okay, Momo.
[Final Hook]
I’m not that type
Not-not that type
Being nice to you
Don’t mean I’m trying to be your wife
Not that type
Read it right
I can love your energy
And still tell you goodnight
I laughed at your joke
Don’t plan our wedding
Said your jacket’s cute
Don’t start apartment hunting
Not that type
Baby, recognize—
Friendly ain’t flirting
And I’m not changing mine.
[Outro — funky guitar]
[MOMO]
We’re good though, right?
…Right?
[Pause]
Why are you holding flowers?
Oh my God.
[Beat cuts]