[Verse 1]
I spent an hour on my eyeliner
Borrowed shoes
They kinda hurt
Took three selfies in the mirror
Till my friends said
"Girl
You’re perfect"
He pulled up smelling like the locker room
Tank top
Towel on the seat
Said
"Hey babe
Just jump in"
Like this was some routine
[Chorus]
Sweaty first date at the coffee shop
Gloss on
You showed up
He did not
Well
He came
But he came in the wrong way
Looking like he just left leg day
You wanted flowers
He brought the funk
Asked for a kiss
You said "boy
Good luck"
Guess chivalry’s running a little late
On this sweaty
Sweaty first date
[Verse 2]
We walked around ’cause he’s "saving cash"
Said
"I forgot my card at home"
Kept checking out his own reflection
In a cracked-up phone
He leaned in under that flickering sign
Said
"C’mon
Give me one"
I stepped back in my brand-new heels
Said
"You must be joking
Hun" (yeah)
[Chorus]
Sweaty first date at the coffee shop
Gloss on
You showed up
He did not
Well
He came
But he came in the wrong way
Looking like he just left leg day
You wanted effort
You got a shrug
Asked for a kiss
You said "boy
Good luck"
Guess chivalry’s running a little late
On this sweaty
Sweaty first date
[Bridge]
He never called
And that’s alright
You dodged a bullet in plain sight
You’re walking home
But hold your head high
’Cause you looked cute
And that’s the prize (oh)
[Chorus]
Sweaty first date at the coffee shop
Gloss on
You showed up
He did not
Well
He came
But he came in the wrong way
Looking like he just left leg day
You wanted magic
He brought a shrug
Asked for a kiss
You said "boy
Good luck"
Next time someone better pull their weight
’Cause you’re done with
One-and-done with
That sweaty
Sweaty first date