(Intro)
I am who I am...
I am the epiphany...
I'm not going to sanitize it
You'll never see me
Tearing others down
If I don't like it
I simply
Don't look at it
This isn't a diss, it's…
(Hook/chorus)
Breaking News!
“Scientists confirm...
nobody asked”
(Verse 2)
You're welcome to
come over here
where the vibe is better…
Honey, it looks cold in hell
Lemme grab you a sweater…
“Awe, that's better.”
Now that you're warm and cozy
Stop making your bad attitude
everybody else's group project
At this point you're giving…
“Needs a hobby”
And I can't have that mindset
Stinking up the hotel lobby
This is a party come on
Just shake your body…
This isn't a diss, it's a
(Hook/chorus)
public service announcement!
“Comparison is temporarily out of service”
(Verse 3)
Girl, there's sunshine
On this side of the grass
Maybe go for a drive
and clear your mind.
Maybe all you need
is the wind in your hair.
I guess what I am
Trying to arrive at is
“Go outside, you weirdo”
Shoot, you know what
Just stay right there
Just copy my moves
Let me reach my hand out
Here, this isn't so bad!
This isn't a diss, it's an
(Hook)
Emergency alert!
“hatin' ain't cardio…”
(Verse 4)
but damn,
you're over there looking like
Richard Simmons
somebody told you
this was a "Twerk Out"
Didn't they?
Please, don't listen to
a word Jeff says
He's just the competitive bitch in
Your head
Now I'll invite you one more time
Throw my two left feet in
This ain't an arena boo
It's a place to jig
(Outro)
Warning!
"Excessive eye-rolls
have been linked
to insufficient
outside time..."
Breaking News update!
"Experts remain
unable to locate
who asked."
Advisory!
" Everyone is here to shake their ass"
"That's right shake that body"
"...Oh.
You want the mic back?... You're right. I got carried away..."
Hahahaha
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