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[Intro — phone ringing]
MOMO:
Hello?
[Friend talking rapidly]
Wait, wait, slow down.
...
He said WHAT?
[Pause]
Okay.
First of all, don't text him.
[Pause]
Did you text him?
...
Girl.
[Funky bass kicks in]
[Verse 1]
You call me crying quarter to three
Saying, "Momo, what does this text even mean?"
I say, "Delete it, leave him on read"
Then five minutes later—
"Okay... here's what you send."
I know, I know
I'm no professional
But pour the tea
I'll make it educational
Good decisions?
Mm, not always my thing
But if we're making bad ones
At least call me
[Pre-Chorus]
Should you call him?
No.
Should you go there?
No.
Are you putting on your shoes?
...Okay, wait for me.
[Chorus]
Bad advice
I give it real nice
Tell you "think it over"
Then I say "do it twice"
Bad advice
Call me any time
I might make it worse
But I'll be right there by your side
If your heart gets broken
I've got ice cream on standby
I can't promise good advice
But baby, I can promise
I'll pick up every time
[Verse 2]
Screenshot sent, zooming right in
"Who's that girl in the background with him?"
You say, "Maybe it's nothing."
MOMO:
Mm-hmm.
And maybe I suddenly
Don't know how to read.
[Phone notification]
Oh, now he's saying "you up?"
Absolutely not.
[Pause]
...What are we wearing?
[Pre-Chorus]
Should you forgive him?
Maybe.
Tonight?
Probably not.
Should we overthink it?
Girl...
We already are.
[Chorus]
Bad advice
I give it real nice
Tell you "don't be petty"
Then I'm petty by your side
Bad advice
Call me any time
I might make it worse
But I'll be right there by your side
If your heart gets broken
I've got ice cream on standby
I can't promise good advice
But baby, I can promise
I'll pick up every time
[Bridge — softer Rhodes]
ねえ、大丈夫
泣いてもいいよ
答えなんてなくても
そばにいるから
MOMO:
I don't always know what to say.
But I know I'm not letting you
go through it alone.
[Pause]
...Okay, that's enough feelings.
Did he text back?
[Final Chorus — full band]
Bad advice
Yeah, that's my specialty
Half common sense
Half pure stupidity
Bad advice
But one thing I get right
When the whole world gets messy
I'm staying on your side
Laugh until we're crying
Talk until sunrise
I can't promise good advice
But baby, I can promise
I'll pick up every time
[Outro — phone buzzes]
MOMO:
Oh my God.
He texted again.
[Pause]
Don't answer.
...
You answered, didn't you?
[Friend responds]
MOMO:
GIRL, BYE!
Details
GeneratedAug 27, 2026
Duration3:29
LanguageEnglish
Style
Playful jazz-funk popneo-soul groovefunky bassRhodes pianobrass hitscrisp drumsconversational female vocals cheeky jpop
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