Clocked Out Mentally

Intro

Heyyy so um

Yeah I’m outside the building right now

And honestly?

This already feels unnecessary

Verse 1

I just woke up in physical distress

Put my work shirt on and now I’m depressed

Manager texted “where you at?”

Girl damn I’m still emotionally in bed

Got to work

Clocked in

Looked around

Clocked out mentally

Coworker talking way too cheerful

At 8 AM is actually evil

Pre-Chorus

And why is everybody asking me stuff?

I literally just got here

Please give me a second to hate my life in silence

Chorus

I just got here and I wanna go home

I just got here leave me alone

Don’t ask me nothing

Don’t hand me stuff

And if the register freezes I’m giving up

I just got here and I’m over it

One inconvenience and I quit

If somebody says “we’re short staffed”

I will fake my death so fast

Post-Chorus

Not too much on me

I’m trying my best

And by “my best”

I mean the bare minimum respectfully

Verse 2

This paycheck just offended me personally

Why did taxes take everything from me?

You mean to tell me I suffered all week

For enough money to buy a combo meal and a candle from Target??

Manager said “can you stay late?”

Absolutely not actually

I started walking slower hoping nobody would notice me

Tiny Breakdown Part

“Can somebody cover register 2?”

…

dead silence

Chorus

I just got here and I wanna go home

I’m one bad customer from turning to stone

If Karen starts yelling

I’m clocking out

Cause nobody here gets paid enough

I just got here and I’m done already

Spiritually weak and physically sweaty

If I hear “teamwork makes the dream work”

I’m keying the company Chevy

Outro

“See y’all tomorrow!”

…

Unfortunately.