Intro
Heyyy so um
Yeah I’m outside the building right now
And honestly?
This already feels unnecessary
Verse 1
I just woke up in physical distress
Put my work shirt on and now I’m depressed
Manager texted “where you at?”
Girl damn I’m still emotionally in bed
Got to work
Clocked in
Looked around
Clocked out mentally
Coworker talking way too cheerful
At 8 AM is actually evil
Pre-Chorus
And why is everybody asking me stuff?
I literally just got here
Please give me a second to hate my life in silence
Chorus
I just got here and I wanna go home
I just got here leave me alone
Don’t ask me nothing
Don’t hand me stuff
And if the register freezes I’m giving up
I just got here and I’m over it
One inconvenience and I quit
If somebody says “we’re short staffed”
I will fake my death so fast
Post-Chorus
Not too much on me
I’m trying my best
And by “my best”
I mean the bare minimum respectfully
Verse 2
This paycheck just offended me personally
Why did taxes take everything from me?
You mean to tell me I suffered all week
For enough money to buy a combo meal and a candle from Target??
Manager said “can you stay late?”
Absolutely not actually
I started walking slower hoping nobody would notice me
Tiny Breakdown Part
“Can somebody cover register 2?”
…
dead silence
Chorus
I just got here and I wanna go home
I’m one bad customer from turning to stone
If Karen starts yelling
I’m clocking out
Cause nobody here gets paid enough
I just got here and I’m done already
Spiritually weak and physically sweaty
If I hear “teamwork makes the dream work”
I’m keying the company Chevy
Outro
“See y’all tomorrow!”
…
Unfortunately.