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[Intro]
Oh, you checked in?
That’s adorable.
[Verse 1]
You know my schedule better than your own,
Got my name bookmarked on your phone.
Every little move gets a courtroom review,
Funny how my worst day still bothers you.
You screenshot breakfast, analyze the toast,
Write a ten-page thread about who I hate most.
I’m living rent-free, no lease, no fee,
That’s a luxury suite with a view of me.
[Pre-Chorus]
You say you don’t care, then you care on cue,
Got a full-time job keeping tabs on what I do.
[Chorus]
Haters checking in, roll call, say your name,
Front row at my life but you swear you hate the game.
Haters checking in, please sign by the door,
If I’m so irrelevant, why you checking every hour?
Haters checking in, bring snacks, don’t be shy,
You know all my updates before I even reply.
Haters checking in, what a loyal little crew,
I barely know your birthdays, but you know my whole debut.
[Verse 2]
You got opinions stacked higher than your rent,
Turn a two-word caption to an incident.
My hat sits crooked? Emergency news,
Call the fashion police, somebody get the clues.
You zoom in so hard on a blurry old pic,
Detective energy, but the case is weak.
You say I fell off—who keeps watching me fall?
That’s a front-row ticket to a show you don’t recall.
[Bridge]
Take a breath, drink water, loosen up your jaw,
You’ve been typing through the night with no applause.
I’m not mad, I’m impressed by the dedication,
You built a whole career from my notification.
[Chorus]
Haters checking in, roll call, say your name,
Front row at my life but you swear you hate the game.
Haters checking in, please sign by the door,
If I’m so irrelevant, why you checking every hour?
Haters checking in, bring snacks, don’t be shy,
You know all my updates before I even reply.
Haters checking in, what a loyal little crew,
I barely know your birthdays, but you know my whole debut.
[Outro]
Thanks for stopping by, your concern’s been received.
Same time tomorrow? I know you won’t leave.
Sign out at the desk, don’t forget your ID—
You hate me so much, you’re my biggest VIP.
Details
GeneratedSep 12, 2026
Duration2:23
LanguageEnglish
Style
Aggressive comedic hip-hop, female rap lead, punchy boom-bap drums with modern sub-bass, clipped brass stabs, sparse piano hits, animated sarcastic delivery, rapid internal rhymes, call-and-response ad-libs, verses packed with jokes and swagger, big chantable hook, crisp dry vocal mix with tight low end and brief turntable-style drops
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Prompt by
HomesteadLove
HomesteadLoveModelAria v6
Prompt
female, rap angry funny about my haters checking in on me
