There once was a little zef girl...
Who had a crush on a bad, bad toy...
But when that bad toy came out the drawer...
That little girl's fefe was in big, big trouble!
Hook (Yolandi high-pitched):
I'm a fefe thumper!
Thump-thump-thump dat fefe!
I'm a fefe thumper!
Lube it up, make it wetty!
Daai fefe, hy's my fokken gam toy, ja!
Thump it hard innie dark, make it squirt, haai!
Verse 1 (Ninja aggressive):
Yo, I came home from the trap, stressed out, need relief quick
Pulled out my secret weapon, that homemade fefe grip
Socks and glove, lotion drip, towel wrap tight like a vice
Thump-thump-thump, eyes roll back, this shit hit like ice
She whisper "harder daddy," silicone pussy talk back
I’m pounding that fefe like it owe me money, crack crack crack
No bitch needed, this my ride or die, silent and loyal
Fill it up, flush it out, tomorrow night encore, royal!
Hook:
I'm a fefe thumper!
Thump-thump-thump dat fefe!
I'm a fefe thumper!
Prison style, but I’m free, see?
Fefe tighter than your ex, wetter than a dream
I thump it till I scream, then I thump it till I cream!
Verse 2 (Yolandi rap-sing):
Little girl in the mirror, panties down, legs spread wide
Got my fefe custom, extra ribbed on the inside
Thump it to Die Antwoord beats, bass make the whole thing shake
Neighbors hear the splish splish think I’m drowning a snake
He said “you weird, baby,” I said “fok off, this my therapy”
Better than your dick, at least this fefe never ghosting me
I’m a fefe thumper, zef queen of the solo game
Thump-thump-thump till my legs shake, then I do it again!
Bridge (both, chaotic):
Fefe! Fefe! Thump dat fefe!
Lube it, tube it, ruin it, renew it!
I’m a fefe thumper, don’t need no human
Just rubber, lube, and a dirty imagination!
Outro (Ninja):
Yeah... I’m a fefe thumper...
Real recognize real.
Thump it till the towel rips, then build a new one.
Zef for life.
TracyCleveland77
