Cowboys

When you think of cowboys, you probably think of roping steer or blazing a trail through a rattlesnake-infested desert. While we doubt life on the range in the Wild West was full of fun and laughs, the word “cowboy” and the various accouterments they traveled with tend to make for some pretty hilarious cowboyI’m making a new cowboy film called The Sun.Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?

So they can fit three in the pickup.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?

Hopalong Cassidy.

What’s the time when your cow sits on your cowboy hat?

Time to get a new cowboy hat!

What do cowboys call midnight?Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on?

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon?

“Yeet haw!”

How do you warm up a frozen cowboy? Yee thaw!

What do you call a happy cowboy?Cowboy slang includes terms like Buckaroo, Cowhand, Cowpoke, Cowpuncher, Wrangler, Vaquero, and Broncobuster, referring to the cattle handlers, while others like Tenderfoot (rookie) or Waddie (drifter) describe specific types; it also features colorful descriptors for actions and people, such as Yellow-belly (coward) or All hat, no cattle (poser).

For Cowboys Themselves

Buckaroo: From the Spanish vaquero, common in the Great Basin.What do cowboys tell their cows after an argument?

“Turn the udder cheek and moooove on!”

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows.

I said, “Sure, that’s 20 cows.”

How did the cowboy save so much money?

His horse gave him a couple of bucks every day.That Dog Won't Hunt: That idea won't work.

Uncorkin' a bronc: Breaking a horse.

Plumb: Completely (e.g., Plumb tuckered out).

Reckon: I suppose/I think.