[Verse]
They said come on over got some veggies to grill
But my heart ain't in it ain't got that thrill
No ribs no brisket no wings on the flame
That ain't a barbecue it's just a name
[Verse 2]
They got tofu burgers and corn on the cob
But where's the sizzle where's the smoky job
I ain't here for lettuce or a bean-made patty
Give me a steak or some pork that's fatty
[Chorus]
No tofu for me I need meat on the fire
A BBQ's got to fulfill my desire
I ain't chewing on greens or a soy-made dream
I want that slow-cooked smoky supreme
[Verse 3]
They say it's healthy say it's kind to the earth
But where's the joy where's the meaty mirth
Grilling ain't grilling without that char
I need some brisket not a salad bar
[Bridge]
I respect your choices but this ain't my deal
I'm craving that flavor that you can't conceal
I need the sauce the smoke and the bone
Not a veggie platter feeling alone
[Chorus]
No tofu for me I need meat on the fire
A BBQ's got to fulfill my desire
I ain't chewing on greens or a soy-made dream
I want that slow-cooked smoky supreme