The demise of a sane mind

(Verse 1)

Isotopes and periscopes,

Penicillin and the rain,

Ice-cold water, boiling blood,

Campbell's soup flowin' through my veins.

Chicken pox and meningitis,

Bloody nose, I got a sinus.

My ass itches, can’t deny this,

Life’s a trip, better ride this.

(Chorus)

Curt your hair with a hot steel rod,

Conform it to your sexy bod.

Put your clothes on, take them off,

Let me feel your skin so soft.

(Verse 2)

Take a pill, curvy breasts,

Upon your chest, I’ll do the rest.

Movin’ lower, erotic scent,

I know our love will soon be spent.

Time to make a drink, let’s unwind,

Mice and rats, cows and dogs combined.

John Deere tractors and big fat hogs,

Pity me, I’m no cattle rustler, just a cog.

(Chorus)

Smokin', drinkin', fartin', stinkin',

One day soon, you might be thinkin'.

How many days are in a life?

How many spent with your wife?

(Bridge)

Sex at work, work in bed,

Troubled visions inside my head.

ARARGH, let’s break it down,

Life’s a circus, come spin around.

(Outro)

Laugh it off, don’t take it too serious,

In this world, let’s be curious.

With a twist and a turn, we’ll shine,

Welcome to the demise of a sane mind!

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