[Verse 1]
You are the pickup that I've always dreamed of.
I knew it from the start.
I saw your rust, and that's the last I've seen of my heart.
[Chorus]
It ain't all those dents in your cab.
It ain't that dawg inside.
It's all that road rage you express for me,
That fills my heart with pride.
[Verse 2]
You are the pickup that I've always dreamed of.
I knew it from the start.
I smelled your fumes, and that's the last time I had to fart.
[Chorus]
It ain't your bald-ass tires.
It ain't your broken headlight.
It's all those wind-whipped front door, baccy stains
that swells my chest jest right. [cry: Yeeeeewwwwwwyyyy!!!!]
[Verse 2]
You are the pickup that I've always dreamed of.
I knew it from the start.
I heard your distant backfire, and that stole my wanderin’ heart.
[Chorus]
It's hard to tell you how my ego's feelin.'
That's just ain't my style.
You've got a way to get their noses reelin'
With every gas-fueled mile.
[Fewwwwyyyyy!!! What did you eat last night? Ohhhhhh!!!! I’m rollin’ this here window down.]
[Verse 3]
You are the pickup that I've always dreamed of.
I knew it from the start.
I saw your hood, and that's the last I've seen of my heart.
[Outro]
Of my heart!
[Hillybilly cry: Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw of my heart!]