That old Angry Hubby told his wife Kim, hey baby let's take the dog and have a picnic at the park, Kim in toasty surprise said he'll yeah and the dog let out a park
They packed up the basket, Kim made the sandwiches, Angry Hubby made the egg potato salad and snucked in the old baked beans he knew Kim would expect it
The park wasn't far it was right past the bar, the owner was cool and let the old hound in, we ran into Debbie and her and Kim hit the old Gin, Angry Hubby well he got into his usual bar fight, Kim and hound decided to leave while Angry Hubby had a busted knee
They proceeded on over to that park where Angry Hubby busted a big fart, the dog he was jealous and busted one too, they found a picnic bench and forgot the basket got left out and Kim began to pout hit if old Harold
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They were mighty hungry so Kim decided to eat and Angry Hubby and the hound did too, Larry was feelin kinda good and Kim was too so they headed to the swings when Kim's old eye phone forty began to ring
It was her mom while Angry Hubby Larry hit the old John, He stunk it up quite a bit, he tried to blame the dog, but he said I don't shoot no deer, oh no look at Angry Hubbies rear hit it bobby
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As they were on the swings Kim said she smelled something, she remembered the picnic basket got left out and the smell of eggs filled in the air, There was another swing left but the kid who wanted it ran out of breath
from the air
The next thing you know the old hound finished off the beans and his toots were smelling kinda mean, that poor old Kim was having quite the day but she cut a fart and started anyway there goes the air again
As they started to swing Angry Hubby begxn to lean, said he wasn't feeling well and was pissed off like hell Kim said well you should off passed up the bar yes sar yes sar
They were squeezing good and we're the dogs they all started shittin logs, another couple walked by and went the other way, hell the leafs started turning brown too, between the brew and the roo Larry turned a little brown too
Stop picking your ass Harold and play it again
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The point of this story is if you take the basket and not pass the bar don't go very far, never bar fight and don't stay in the John all night, by the way the beans were from you know where and we're old as all hell hey bro what is that smell
Now I gotta end this song but something went wrong, I just hit the John and it wasn't long it was on my thong, the shoe thong gee rating Larry, now I gotta go, the smell of dat Der potato salad with the egg started down my leg John time again
Kurt was hurt too as he smelled Angry Hubby's stinch in the air, Kim started laughing and Angry Hubby started rapping, the dog thought it was funny when old Larry stepped in something runny
We gotta name this song, so something went wrong sounds good to me and I laughed so hard I had to pee oh yippie! Oh yippie? Huh? Oh okay! Oh yippie oh high cow patty! What is that awful smell Yee haw