[Recitative: soloist]
This land belongs to us
and when the raids begin
they’ll climb aboard a bus
so fast their heads will spin.
There’s nothing to be done
they’re on their way out now
and there’s no place to run
if you refuse to bow.
[pause]
[Aria: quarter]
[Verse 1]
We shall live in golden splendor,
Dressed in white robes finer than silk.
Blessed in him, then we shall conquer,
All the democrats and their ilk.
[Chorus]
They shall build his wall, big and beautiful!
It shall keep out those we’ve cursed.
Chase out the liberals
who ask for empathy.
Deport those who won’t say
Gulf of America!
[Verse 2]
Canada will join us with him,
to annex Greenland as a state.
Our King shall take back our canal,
bring down our eggs and save Ukraine.
[OKAY! OKAY!! He didn’t do it in 24 hours. He’ll do it in six months. He has the concept of a plan. Don’t hate on him.]
[Chorus]
They shall build his wall, big and beautiful!
It shall keep out those we’ve cursed.
Arrest the bums that quit;
condemn those out of work!
Impose a poor tax now
and shoo off the homeless!
[Verse 3]
He’s the one the only chosen,
To deliver win after win.
Those who do not swear their loyalty,
Shall be pointed out for their sin.
[Chorus]
They shall build his wall, big and beautiful,
It shall keep out those we’ve cursed.
Round up the folks we hate;
shut down all their dissent.
Expel them and their young;
remove them from our sight!
[Verse 4]
Hold onto the shiny promises,
That our leader pledged to uphold.
We shall rise and take what belongs to us,
For his word is good as gold.
[Chorus]
They shall build his wall, big and beautiful,
It shall keep out those we’ve cursed.
Break up their loud protests,
and ban their evil books,
Imprison those who speak!
[And those who don’t speak English. That’s Jesus’ language. It’s in the Bible.]
Who needs a trial for them?
[Scat singing]
[Verse 5]
Rise, all rise for he has entered,
GOD now bows down at his throne.
He’s the golden hope for all of us,
Place your trust in his word alone.
[Chorus]
They shall build his wall, big and beautiful,
It shall keep out those we’ve cursed.
We’ll test them with our pledge
to dig down deep and dredge!
Expel those who won’t bow;
Remove them all right now!
[pause]
[Outro]
[Our wall shall never fail
to keep out those who scale.
When Mexico pays all,
we’ll stand up proud and tall.]
[crashing walls of Jericho]