Root

**[Intro]**

"Can you hear me? I think I'm a root vegetable."

**[Verse 1]**

They call me rutabega rutabega

*Gurgle, slurp, spit*

Chairman mao

I’m the king of the compost heap, I’m the queen of the shit

My psychic powers tell me you smell like old cabbage

I read the tea leaves and they say you’re a drag

I’m digesting the truth, it tastes like regret

I’m the Chairman of the Gutter, don't you forget.

**[Chorus]**

They call me rutabega rutabega

Chairman mao!

I’m the Potato Emperor of your nightmares!

Mao mao!

I ordered the execution of your avocado toast!

Mao mao!

**[Bridge]**

The algorithm is rotting. The neurons are mush.

I’m sitting on the toilet, I’m pushing and I’m flush.

I am the prophecy. I am the poo.

I am the vegetable that came back to life and ate you.

**[Verse 2]**

They call me ruta

The bega

The chairman

The mao

I’m a sentient tuber with a thirst for your blood

I’m harvesting your soul, I’m throwing it in the mud

My tarot cards are upside down, my tea is cold

I’m the ugliest thing that the Lord ever made bold.

**[Outro]**

They call me rutabega rutabega

Chairman mao

Fuck fuck

Shit