**(Intro - Manic, stuttering vocals, high energy)**
**(Spoken, rapid-fire)**
It’s a semantic distortion!
A linguistic paradox!
I’m utilizing a monolith made of marshmallows!
Epistemological friction!
**(Verse 1)**
I’m oscillating between the macro and the micro
Eating alphabet soup with a bib made of titanium
One is a lack of impulse control
The other is a geometry that defies Euclid’s soul
I’m cultivating a garden of dormant volcanoes
I’m synthesizing the sound of silence into a frequency
Entropy is winning
But I’m winning at losing
It’s a tautology wrapped in a riddle!
**(Chorus - Melodic, soaring falsetto with backing vocals shouting)**
My secret weapon is I have two secret weapons!
My secret weapon is I have two secret weapons!
(They don’t work!)
I’m inserting the square peg into the round hole of destiny!
It’s biological, it’s epistemological!
I have two secret weapons!
**(Verse 2 - Faster, more aggressive rhythm)**
I’m combing through the hair of the moon
Looking for a meaning that doesn’t exist
One is a theory of quantum physics I don’t understand
The other is a stapler that shoots confetti instead of staples
I’m haptic feedbacking my way through the void
It’s bioluminescent confusion!
Neuroplasticity is failing!
I’m a walking contradiction in a three-piece suit!
**(Bridge - Whispered, deep voice, building up)**
The spoon is melting...
The theory is a lie...
I have two secret weapons...
And I can't use them...
Because they're in my head...
**(Guitar Solo - Chaotic, technical, shifting time signatures)**
**(Chorus - Explosive, full band)**
My secret weapon is I have two secret weapons!
My secret weapon is I have two secret weapons!
(They’re useless!)
I’m inserting the square peg into the round hole of destiny!
It’s cognitive, it’s bizarre!
I have two secret weapons!
**(Outro - Stuttering, fading out)**
Two secret weapons...
Two secret weapons...
It’s a paradox...
Semantic distortion...
Stapler...
Confetti...
Marshmallow...
Monolith...
I have two secret weapons...
(Woah-oh-oh-oh!)
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