I am blindfolded in an empty room.
A woman in a lab coat stands adjacent to me.
My palms are sweaty in anticipation of what I am about to receive.
I am told there is liquid substance in front of me.
“Taste it,” the woman exclaims.
Her voice echoed with uncertainty and fear. I pick up the substance and feel a sensation before it has even touched my tongue.
I have just made a horrible mistake.
The psychedelic nature of the substance I had just consumed overwhelms me immediately.
My senses burn.
“Why?” I shout.
“Why?”
My mind races and is overcome with anxiety.
I breathe heavily.
I beg to God for mercy.
He cannot hear me.
Nobody but the woman in the lab coat can possibly hear me.
As loudly as I try and scream, I am completely and terribly alone.
Grasping the reality of the situation, I take a few deep inhales. My body begins to calm down.
My senses still burn, but I can think clearly.
Although I had only a fractional taste of the substance, I know exactly what it is.
I begin to articulate two words that I never thought I would have to say. Two words nobody should ever have to say.
With what is left of the clarity of my mind I utter those two dreadful words.
“McDonald’s Sprite.”
The woman in the lab coat puts a check mark in a block on her paper.
I had never experienced such fear as the fear that had just rushed through my body.
Level 1 is now complete.
The real test begins now.