All My Friends Live On Mars

I just ate my words and a fist for breakfast

And I brought a gun to a staring contest

I don’t like Musk, Vance, Trump or Tucker

Bowtie looking ass, thumb headed motherfucker

I just ate the dirt and a bullet for dinner

I just sent my ex a drunk text cos I miss her

Man sent a rocket into space that said “Virgin”

I can’t pet a cat cos I’m too fucking allergic

I think I’m seeing stars

I feel so bizarre

I can’t remember anything so how’d I get these scars?

I wanna fall in love

But it’s kinda hard

To feel for fucking anyone when all your friends live on Mars

All my friends live on Mars

All my friends live on Mars

I think I’m seeing stars

I feel so bizarre

I can’t remember anything so how’d my friends get to Mars?