Cool

Oh I’m the coolest guy around I’m the coolest guy I know

I’m dressed in gold from my head to my toes

I got an earring in my belly button hole

I got a cross where it never should go

Oh I’m the coolest guy around I’m way cooler than you

I got the bitches sticking on me like glue

I only eat the most expensive of foods

I have six bank accounts and my shadow does too

I’m not average

I’m cooler than cool

I put out fires

Just by walking up to em

Oh I’m the coolest guy around I’m the coolest of cool

I shoot finger guns I’ll point em at you

I brush my teeth with a bottle of vermouth

I wear button down shirts with the top buttons loose

I’m the coolest guy around I’m the autumn and spring

I got sunglasses hiding my face

I wear oversized shirts on hot days

I got a tattoo and a belly button ring

I’m not average

I’m cooler than cool

I put out fires

Just by walking up to em

I’ll put a freezer outta business fridges wish they were me

I’ll have the winter on it’s knees and kissing my ring

I can’t dance for fucking shit but I kinda can sing

Yeah I’m the coolest guy around nobody’s cooler than me

Oh I’m not average

I’m cooler than cool

I put out fires

Just by walking up to em

Let me tell ya I’m cool