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Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went u She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb, The doctors were astounded, And everywhere she went,
Mary had a little watch she swallowed it one day and so she took some Epsom salts to pass the time away But though she tried, and tried, an she couldn't make time pass So if you want to know the time just look up Mary's ass
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was black as charcoal Every time she stroked it, sparks flew out its ********
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Mary 'ad a little pig She couldn't stop it grunt She took it down the gard And kicked its fking cock
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock The little dog laughed to Then died of electric
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