[Verse]
Corn in the sink why's it there
Yellow kernels like they don’t care
I scrubbed I swore I even prayed
This is not how sinks get made
[Chorus]
The sink is not a commode
It’s not where corn should go explode
Don’t make me write a household code
The sink is not a commode
[Verse 2]
I rinse my hands I wash my face
Then find corn bits invading my space
A sacred spot for soap and suds
Not corn carcasses and leftover duds
[Prechorus]
Who thought the drain was the place
For husks and chaos to embrace
[Chorus]
The sink is not a commode
It’s not where corn should go explode
Don’t make me write a household code
The sink is not a commode
[Bridge]
Garbage disposal’s feeling betrayed
Choking on cobs like debts unpaid
If corn had legs it’d walk away
But no it’s stuck here every day