[Verse 1]
Charlie chick in the break room
Tiny crown on his head
Still fits
Snack-sized ruler
Cardboard throne
Name tag shining like it’s legit
He struts past aisle five
Calls the shots with a side-eye grin
Maddison’s rolling that trolley
But he’s the one pulling her in (hey!)
[Chorus]
Bow down to Charlie chick
Tiny boss with a big-time click
Whole B and M doing what he picks
They all salute ‘cause he’s Charlie Kirk (oh yeah)
Bow down to Charlie chick
Wings out like he runs this shift
One small stomp and the floorboards flinch
They all salute ‘cause he’s Charlie Kirk
[Verse 2]
Maddison clocked in early
Thought she’d just stack and go
Now she’s taking royal orders
From a bird in a five-pound cloak
He says
“Left
Right
Tidy that shelf”
She laughs but still does the deed
“Call me sir” with a little chirp
Somehow he gets what he needs (what he needs)
[Chorus]
Bow down to Charlie chick
Tiny boss with a big-time click
Whole B and M doing what he picks
They all salute ‘cause he’s Charlie Kirk (Charlie!)
Bow down to Charlie chick
Wings out like he runs this shift
One small stomp and the floorboards flinch
They all salute ‘cause he’s Charlie Kirk
[Bridge]
Is he a myth?
Is he a meme?
Just a chick with a corporate dream
Staff all smirk
But still they serve
Guess respect’s what this bird deserves (oh!)
[Chorus]
Bow down to Charlie chick
Tiny boss with a big-time click
Whole B and M doing what he picks
They all salute ‘cause he’s Charlie Kirk
Bow down to Charlie chick
Wings out like he runs this shift
One small stomp and the floorboards flinch
They all salute ‘cause he’s Charlie Kirk